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Prettypink513
Church Member
Ok that chicken picture made the whole thing funnier ctfu
Sharia_Now
Active Member
You'd think with their lack of resources the police would concentrate on arresting actual criminals.
redboner
Active Member
Jesus fucking Christ. I’m thankful to have these ruthless, menacing chicken-fuckers off the streets
The intrusive pigs in law enforcement & the legal system are petty & clueless.
...this is just another shallow, pointless exercise in chasing their own tails and focusing on trivia because they’re ineffective in anything else.
The intrusive pigs in law enforcement & the legal system are petty & clueless.
...this is just another shallow, pointless exercise in chasing their own tails and focusing on trivia because they’re ineffective in anything else.
Keepalowprofile
Nothing changes when nothing changes.
Needle dick the chicken fucker
Jesus fucking Christ. I’m thankful to have these ruthless, menacing chicken-fuckers off the streets
The intrusive pigs in law enforcement & the legal system are petty & clueless.
...this is just another shallow, pointless exercise in chasing their own tails and focusing on trivia because they’re ineffective in anything else.
Very good points.
I think there might be more to this particular story though. Curious why he was on camera. Was he working on someones farm? Did someone suspect he was up to no good based on prior acts and set up surveillance to make sure?
There may be more to the threats as well. Was this related to the chicken banging or is the guy legit dangerous? Cops cant really ignore that type of shit.
redboner
Active Member
If a “Grade AA Jumbo” egg can exit, then a dick can enter.
...so I hear
Very similar girths between a jumbo egg and the average penis, now that I think on it. I encourage everyone else to think about it deeply as well
redboner
Active Member
Chicken balls-deeply? Cuz although an egg is similar in girth, it dont compare much in the length dept. Could maybe get a tiny bit past the head into a chicken.
redboner
Active Member
Speak for yourself...
if I’m horny enough to fuck barn-fowl, do you think I’m really gonna have any qualms about battering & blowing-out its diaphragm & other visceral organs with a few brisk thrusts?!?
Keepalowprofile
Nothing changes when nothing changes.
We have members that are really thinking about chicken fucking.
Well now that seems a bit fowl...We have members that are really thinking about chicken fucking.
Muriel Schwenck
Beloved Curmudgeon
Like this case - maybe the owner got suspicious and set up a camera.
Sejanus
Veteran Member
Don't kid yourself.We have members that are really thinking about chicken fucking.
They didn't an excuse to do that.
"You tell anyone about the chicken, you're dead! Now gimme that goddamn videotape!"
What about oral? Would you go for a beak-job?
Ever seen a chicken peck away at the ground for feed? Imagine that on your knob!
Keepalowprofile
Nothing changes when nothing changes.
I mean really thinking about it.
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Bobbo
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