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Made of Pumpkin pie
Jagat Patel, 54, 7-11 owner in Austin, Texas.
Deterring the homeless who congregate and poop around his store by playing music through outdoor speakers 24 hours a day, seems to be working for Jagat Patel.
All other problems having been solved or abandoned, such as "what direction should toilet-paper hang" and "what is the best lawn-mowing pattern", highly-trained and very-serious scientists, according to Jagat Patel, have appatently turned their attentions - -more than once, note the plural-- to conducting expensive studies to determine exactly what kind of music is the MOST annoying.
Using the research methodologies of quadruple-blind testing, ethnographic narratives, covariate adaptive randomization, 2 out of 3 coin tosses, lazy guesses and maybe a placebo or two, it has been determined that, coming out ahead of :
Truck driving country
Rockmoombahton
Cambodian rock
Tijuana techno
Drone psych or
Glitter trance was....
"Studies have shown that the classical music is annoying" said Jagat Patel.
Well, he may (most certainly) have made that up, or the opera music loop salespeople might have told him that, but results are results.
7-Eleven stores in Texas, California, New York use classical music to shoo homeless people
Texas and California 7-Elevens have been blasting classical and opera music at people loitering outside the stores, hoping to deter the homeless population to camp out elsewhere.
www.foxnews.com
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