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Blunderbuss Firozabad

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Chad McArdle, 40

"According to a Key West police report, officers were called out around 1 a.m. after a taxi driver reported a man banging on his door asking for help.

The taxi driver said the man, later identified as McArdle, was lying on the sidewalk in tears after claiming someone stabbed him in the face and chest

Officers found McArdle when they arrived, but did not locate any stabbing wounds.

The report described McArdle as wearing no shoes or shirt, and said he had scratches on his face and forearm."

"McArdle told police two men pushed and dragged him into a vehicle outside a bar, and then stabbed him with a stick once he was in the car.

McArdle said he later grabbed the stick and stabbed one of the men in the throat. “McArdle said that male was probably dead now,”"

"He said the fight went from the vehicle to an alley. .. but could not describe how he got away.

Police said paramedics could not locate injuries on McArdle once they arrived, and his statements were contradictory. Video camera surveillance could not confirm his report."

"According to the report, officers checked out the alley where McArdle said he’d fought and located a homeless man there who said he’d been beaten up.

The homeless man told police he was kicked in the back by an unknown man, who he later identified as McArdle."


He was arrested for assaulting a homeless man.


 
He looks as if he'd do it again, kicking a homeless man most likely because he thought he could get away with it down in Jimmy Buffet land, but found out the locals are smarter than he thought. Deport him back to where he came from, he's evil because he made Conch Republic lose it's chill.

I've been to Key West once about 20 years ago, on my honeymoon, we loved the place, but it's too expensive to live there.
 
Why did he choose to draw attention to himself?
It's so.... Kerflufdumbed, isn't it?

"I probably killed him with a stick thru the throat"

Bawling on a sidewalk.

Wtf is wrong with him?
And I know this doesn't mean anything, but look at the cute police headquarters he worked at...

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He has symmetrical looks, a good job, vacationing in Key West, what the hell is he so unhappy about?
 


FULL video of his shirtless, woozy, "I'm a cop", "I might have killed him", " He had a white beard", tall-tale gloriousness.

Then they interview his victim.
Charismatic and skilled liar VS elderly, injured, homeless man telling the truth.


 
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