Model Says Drake Puts Hot Sauce In Condoms To Kill Sperm And Not Get Trapped

[Turd Fergusen]

A model may be filing a lawsuit against Drake after things got a little too spicy in the bedroom. While chatting with Too Much Hot Tea, the Instagram model, whose name wasn’t revealed, said that she had consensual intercourse with Drizzy a few weeks ago and when she tried to trap him things went left. After they finished having intercourse, Drake went into the bathroom and disposed of the condom. The model then went into the bathroom and tried to impregnate herself with the sperm in the condom. While trying to do this, she screamed after feeling a burning sensation. The 6 God then told her that he put hot sauce in the condom to kill the sperm.

In his latest Instagram post, Drake didn’t confirm or deny this story but seemed to have responded.

“You can have your 15 minutes of fame…I’ll take the other 23 hours and 45 mins,” he captioned a set of two photos.

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Model Says Drake Puts Hot Sauce In Condoms To Kill Sperm And Not Get Trapped

A model, whose name wasn't revealed, claims that Drake has ways to prevent him from getting trapped.

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[Alxprkrkrls]

does she realize she’s the asshole here?

 

[Metalfan]

Get your Flaming hot tadpoles!

 

[Symmachus]

While I don't care that much for Drake, I will say I do admire him here. He had forethought about this situation, and was very prepared in a "home remedy" type of way for when this extremely specific situation would happen.

Also, why, even anonymously, would a woman admit to taking sperm off a condom to impregnate herself? She was clearly out of line to allegedly attempt to do that, and received a unique comeuppance.

 

[Hermy]

If she's a model I hope her job doesn't involve strolling down a catwalk. If it does, she's going to look like a toddler with a full diaper.

<<<“You can have your 15 minutes of fame…I’ll take the other 23 hours and 45 mins,” he captioned a set of two photos.

I wouldn't have sex with this guy but a lunch would be fun. I love a dude who has a sense of repartee.

As for the condom, he should have just flushed it. What a waste of perfectly good hot sauce that could have been used for a pizza or some Chinese!

 

[Sejanus]

Well isn't she a sack of opportunistic garbage.
The hot sauce is funny as hell.
So he what, keeps a bottle of sriracha under the vanity to season his post coitus drippings?
Full marks for creativity.

Flushing the jizz balloon would be much more secure and timesaving.

 

[knockout]

This sounds like a lot of publicity BS, why isn’t his dick on fire if the condom had hot sauce in it
Edit
Guess he does it after he takes it off, in that case this is a crack up

 

[Donut Whisperer]

This sounds like a lot of publicity BS, why isn’t his dick on fire if the condom had hot sauce in it
Edit
Guess he does it after he takes it off, in that case this is a crack up

That was my first thought. Maybe he keeps it in the bathroom and adds the hot sauce post coitus?

This woman is going to pay for her actions for a long time to come. I like instant, spicy karma.

 

[Turd Fergusen]

He probably just carries around a Chinese take-out packet. It would be very hard to prove in court, but this so called "trapping" should definitely be illegal.

 

[Sudonim]

Ugh this sounds like so much clickbait lol

The chemicals in hot sauce wouldnt kill sperm. Its not even technically 'hot'. It causes a chemical reaction which causes your brain to think its hot. They've actually done research into this. It was assumed the acidity in hot sauce would damage sperm(not kill them but impede their ability to swim)..reality is that hot sauce and vaginas have similar PH values. Sperm are built to survive hot sauce xD