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Jaded

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Japan — An apparent skin mag aficionado was recently found dead beneath a literal pornucopia of presumably sticky magazines.

And if that isn’t disturbing enough, the body was only discovered because the man’s landlord entered the home to find out why the rent hadn’t been paid in six months.

This information was revealed by a member of a cleaning service that had been hired to discreetly remove 6 tons of jizz mags in a way that would not be noticed by neighbors or the man’s family, to save them from shame. Welp, so much for discretion….

It is unclear if the man, identified only as a 50-year-old former auto worker named Joji, suffered a heart attack and brought the magazines down with him as he fell, or if they just fell on him, smothering him to death. All I can think of at this point is paper cuts. Lots and lots of paper cuts.

Every available space in the apartment was filled with magazines, the cleaner claims, and they were stacked on tables and shelves, as well.

It also appeared as if the man clipped some of his favorite “articles,” and tossed the magazine from which it came every now and then, but despite the trimming, the haul weighed in at about 13,288 pounds.



Read more: http://www.dreamindemon.com/2017/03...assive-collection-of-porn-mags/#ixzz4aJ1znWJt
 
Wonderful to read your articles again Jaded! :joyful:

This information was revealed by a member of a cleaning service that had been hired to discreetly remove 6 tons of jizz mags in a way that would not be noticed by neighbors or the man’s family, to save them from shame. Welp, so much for discretion….
Eww, :doctor::nurse: we really need some: "double glove" and "autoclave" emoji for these stories, but I guess this'll have to due for light spectrum sterilization: :laser:
All I can think of at this point is paper cuts. Lots and lots of paper cuts.

but despite the trimming, the haul weighed in at about 13,288 pounds.

:hilarious: Thanks for the much needed laughter!
Love and bacon wrapped Reese's PBC's to you sweetie!:kiss:
 
Productivity at the recycling center is about ready to go to shit. Wonder if pornhub will use this in a ad campaign?
 
Not when they sat in there decomposing for over two, but no more than three, weeks... Take my word for it. You can't just open the drain, turn on the shower and rinse that shit away.

Grab some shovels and scoop him out then. I dont see the difficulty here.
 
You ever had to do something even remotely similar? If not, STFU please. I'm asking nicely... I was 18 and it was exceptionally rough. The water was turned off. It was 3 days of hell cleaning that apartment and even back in 1989 the $500 just wasn't worth it.

Somewhat similar involving an animal carcass in a barn.

Everyone thinks their job is so hard.

You remind me of the whiny bitch main character from that movie Sunshine Cleaning, good movie if you havent seen it btw, might be of special interest to you given your work history. But the main character is fucking WRETCHED. Such a whiny blowhard. Youd prob like her.

No offense intended with any of that.
 
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