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Healthline says, using the medical term ‘vagina’ is not gender-inclusive language, uses ‘front hole’ instead.

Oh. My. God.

Healthline's Consent section.
I am crying laughing!!!!

Contractual consent. Seriously?? Do we need intellectual condoms as well???

Contractual consent
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involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen. It’s important to remember that anyone can opt out of the contract or change the terms of the contract at any time. It’s helpful to revisit contractual consents regularly to ensure each person is still on the same page.
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Practicing contractual consent allows partners to engage in sexual encounters knowing what’s agreed upon, both in terms of consent and sexual activity. That’s why contractual consent is nice for many partners who prefer not to talk about consent in the midst of sex. This can help people feel more prepared and comfortable, while also eliminating the need to interrupt a passionate moment.


Some ways to discuss consent with your partner
  • “I was reading this article about different types of consent and realized we’ve never talked about it before.”
  • “I want to make sure we’re respecting each other during sex. Can we talk about consent?” “Hey, I’m wondering if we can check in about consent?”
  • “There are usually a few conversations I like to have before having sex. Do you mind if we talk about consent?”
  • “I know it can be awkward to talk about these things, but I’m hoping we can talk about consent. I know that’ll make me feel more comfortable and lead to a more positive experience for me.”
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When my boys were little, I was talking about boy parts and girl parts.
I told them the girls privates were called a vagina. They both laughed and said China. So from then on, we called it a China.
 
Prettypink513 said:
The hunk of meat that goes into the front hole. Alternatively, the hunk of meat that goes in the back hole, or one of the holes at the top
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You’re making gender assumptions! What if the individual of whatever gender(s) we’re currently discussing prefers to be on the receiving end?

Totemic said:
I fucking give up. Can we give this world an enema and start the fuck over?
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http://dreamindemon.com/community/t...used-his-organs-to-start-shutting-down.97541/
 
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Brillig said:
I prefer the term "pikachu" myself.
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There was a guy I worked with years ago that called head pikachu. I don't know why, but that shit was so hilarious.

Imagine a dude doing the quintessential getting head from a girl hand motion going "pika pika... chuuuuu!"
 
Muriel Schwenck said:
That's the gender neutral beauty of it. If fact, I'm offended at your automatic patriarchal response. Obviously the problem is real.
We all piss through our pee pee. Don't all four yr old children (of whatever gender they choose) call the pee hole their pee pee?
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For some reason my little calls her’s her front but
 
Healthline clarifies:
Dear Readers,

Some people are under the impression that Healthline is now using the term “front hole” instead of vagina. This is simply not true.
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”Front hole” is one of the numerous, accepted terms for genitalia we use specifically for certain members of the trans community who identify with it. In no instance in this guide are we saying we want to replace the word vagina.

“Front hole,” as another term for vagina, is also used by the National Institutes of Health, Human Rights Campaign, BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal, and Fenway Health in collaboration with Harvard Medical School, the National LGBT Health Education Center, and the Massachusetts League of Community Health Centers.

In addition to scientific, clinical terminology, we also use unbiased, inclusive, and contemporary terms in order to best serve all our readers.

The LGBTQIA Safe Sex Guide was created for a specific audience.
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https://www.healthline.com/health/lgbtqia-safe-sex-guide/response#1
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In other words, they’re not saying you have to use “front hole” instead of ‘vagina’. You’re just a horribly bigoted piece of shit if you choose not to.

Also, my preference is to use the term ‘schroeder’ when refering to the male (am I even allowed to use that word anymore?) genitalia.

Schroeder.jpg
 
Is this english?

Pretty soon uppity cunt bimbos wont even take offense when i use the word cunt anymore
 
JackBurton said:
wont even take offense when i use the word cunt anymore
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Cunt ... Its my favourite word, second only to the word Loathe.

Teleute said:
I hate to break it to you, but the feminists reclaimed ‘cunt’ years ago:
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I fucking hate feminists ... Like get the fuck home bitches, your husbands are miserable and your children are dead, dying or in jail.

Teleute said:
Healthline clarifies:
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ha ... ha ... ha ... well then.
 
Prettypink513 said:
When I walk past, for some reason all the guys like to stare at my Jiggly Puff :hilarious:
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Having seen a few pictures of you, that's not too Farfetch’d. I'd be lying if I said my Lickitung didn't want to sample. I know that that is somewhat Oddish and Gastly for someone on the interwebs to say, but my Wigglytuff would Squirtle all over your Sandslash.
 
Muriel Schwenck said:
So you won't be voting for Trudeau 2019?
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I'm not a liberal ... I didn't vote for him the first time. And wont ever vote for a party that had a convicted paedophile (Ben Levin) in charge of constructing the "new" sex education curriculum. But that's a whole other discussion.
 
How about...

soggy taco,
and dirty banana
Everbody else can just have a community yam patch.

That would make about as much sense.
Dopes.
 
This has got interesting. I wonder if the nicknames are regional or something like that. I've heard my girls say "front butt" but for the most part all my kids use the term pee pee. I think

Back in college someone taped up a list of like 500 terms for vagina in the bathroom. Some of the more interesting ones were: hatchet wound, ninja boot
 
CentreAussie said:
'Cunt' is probably the most unattractive thing a woman can utter... Or maybe second after "You should meet my husband, you'd really like him"
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I was never particularly big on the word ‘cunt’ until Rob Tapert (hallowed be thy name) brought us Spartacus. And now ‘cunt’ falls from mouth like shit from ass:




Also:


(Did you see what I did there?) ;)
 
notchback said:
Having seen a few pictures of you, that's not too Farfetch’d. I'd be lying if I said my Lickitung didn't want to sample. I know that that is somewhat Oddish and Gastly for someone on the interwebs to say, but my Wigglytuff would Squirtle all over your Sandslash.
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Stop it!

You're becoming lithium girl, rod to pop and Megan!
 
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