Well... on the one hand, technically... she was trying to do something "nice" for a lot of people. I mean, all we see in the news these days are people being assholes, dirtbags, and/ or selfish, greedy sons-a-bitches. Giving stuff out to 400 people... that obviously took a lot of time & effort on her part.
Everyone got what I'm assuming was a goldfish cracker (...it's a stretch, but you could call it "Easter-themed" since... ya know... the whole Jesus & a fish thing...)... plus, there was a sheet of toilet paper (...granted, it's not gonna get ya very far, but it's a tough commodity to get ahold of these days, so you could say it's the thought that counts, I suppose...)... and a powdered drink mix (...hopefully, it wasn't something she whipped up herself and left in those little "pill bags" you see at smoke shops...)... AND last but not least, some porn (...'cause ya need to keep yourself entertained and your spirits up during long periods of self-isolation...... and, ummm... just for the record, I've only seen that stuff for... like... purely medicinal reasons... or something.... [-cough, cough-]...).
She took the time to put together 400 little care packages AND she also put in the effort to deliver all of them herself. So in that regard, she's better than the countless assholes & fucktards we normally hear about. I mean, minus the porn & the overall creepy/ nasty factor, it could almost be a feel-good story, ya know?
Of course, on the other hand, if some random stranger left me a damn goldfish cracker that they most likely had their nasty hands all over, I wouldn't eat it. Hell... I wouldn't even try feeding it to a dead squirrel (...yeah, you read that right... You have your hobbies, I have mine... and yes, I'm kidding, btw...). The same goes for the drink mix. As for the toilet paper, well... I'm gonna have to go out on a limb here and say that anything a random stranger leaves in my mailbox is not going anywhere near my bung-hole! Just sayin'... [-shrugs-]...
Oh... and here's a disturbing thought: It never said anything about what was depicted in that porn. For all we know, she could have been taking pictures of herself during various... ummm... "activities." Yeah... I know, right?.... Go ahead and let that image burn into your freakin' noggin. I mean, we can all agree... that's one Hell of a rough lookin' 42... and if that's what's goin' on from the neck up, imagine the disaster that's goin' on from the neck down. Again... I'm just sayin'...
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