Florida Man “You Better Cook The Fucking Bacon Right!”

[Sugar Cookie]

A Florida man was arrested last Wednesday for allegedly causing a disturbance at a Cape Coral Waffle House over the way his bacon was cooked, according to a report.

“You better cook the f—-ing bacon right!” Martin Jose Alvarez is accused of yelling, according to Local 10.

Police said Alvarez was upset about how his bacon was delivered. The Tampa Free Press reported that the Alvarez is accused of shouting racial slurs at the workers and resisting officers until they threatened him with a taser.

Reports said Alvarez, 28, is facing charges of disorderly intoxication, resisting an officer, and simple assault.

Florida man arrested at Waffle House after alleged outburst over bacon

A Florida man was arrested last Wednesday for allegedly causing a disturbance at a Waffle House over the way his bacon was cooked.

nypost.com

 

[BuffettGirl]

Think ya' cooked your own bacon, Dumbass...

 

[FrayedKnot]

Do. Not. Fuck. Up. Mah. Bacon.

 

[Metalfan]

It has to be between crispy and chewy for me!

 

[Sejanus]

Settle this guy's hash by grabbing the bacon press, walking over to him and clocking him across the face with it.

People in the food service industry aren't paid well enough to put up with crap like this.