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ghosttruck

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After driving his car into a ditch, an Illinois man who reeked of booze explained to police that the reason they smelled alcohol on his breath was because he had “been making out with his girlfriend this evening and she had been drinking.”

As detailed in a Peoria County Sheriff's Office report, Trevor Smith drove a Dodge Charger off the road early Saturday evening in a single-vehicle accident. Deputies responding to the crash scene noted that Smith, who turns 21 tomorrow, appeared intoxicated. Additionally, they reported detecting the odor of burnt marijuana in the vehicle, and discovered an open bottle of vodka in the car.

Smith, who twice declined to provide a breath sample and denied having consumed alcohol, was arrested for DUI after failing a series of field sobriety tests.

Pictured above, Smith “told deputies the reason he smelled like alcohol was that he had been making out with his girlfriend this evening and she had been drinking.” He added, for some unknown reason, that “he made love to his girlfriend because 'We make love, we’re all adults here.’”

 
making out with his girlfriend this evening and she had been drinking.
She would need to drink to make out with that.

Shouldn't making out with a drunk girl, girlfriend or not, constitute as sexual assault? He's lucky he only got charged with a DUI.

Just making out with a drunk girlfriend is assault?
What if he was drunker than the g.f? Did she assault him?
What if they were equally drunk when making out? Then who was unable to consent?
 
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