CT DUI Suspect Caught Speeding At Over 130 Mph Said He Was In A Rush To See His Cat

[Sugar Cookie]

Logan Mirmozaffari, 28, was cuffed by state troopers just after midnight Sunday after he was caught going over 130 mph on a Connecticut interstate in his Kia sedan, Connecticut state police said.

When the trooper asked “why he was driving so fast, Mirmozaffari explained that he wanted to get home to see his cat,” police said.

“While speaking with Mirmozaffari, the Trooper began to observe multiple signs of impairment,” state police said — noting the smell of booze as well as the driver’s “glossy eyes and slurred speech.”

The feline aficionado then failed to complete a field sobriety test and was arrested, the statement noted.

DUI suspect caught speeding at over 130 mph said he was in a rush to see his cat: cops

Logan Mirmozaffari, 28, was cuffed by state troopers just after midnight Sunday after he was caught flying down I-395 in Norwich “at an extremely high rate of speed” in his Kia sedan, C…

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[BuffettGirl]

He said his pussy, why the cops thought he meant a cat is beyond me...

 

[Symmachus]

He was drunk behind the wheel, that Mr. Mirmozaffari
He missed his little animal, but was too fast for a safari
Now that cops have nabbed him, he is feeling very sorry
But it saved him from crashing into a rock quarry
So goes the tale of hapless Mr. Mirmozaffari

 

[Crazy Cat Lady]

I can kind of understand going 130 mph to get home to see your cat(s).

 

[Turd Fergusen]

I know what this is code for. Good luck, brother!

 

[Flam3inKaiju]

Was it a stinger, cause Kias have some speed , bit I don't know if a regular coupe hits 130

 

[thuumpr]

He said his pussy, why the cops thought he meant a cat is beyond me...

He was drunk and apparently the officer didn't have a cat...
But after seeing some of the proclivities of folks featured on this site, who's to say his failure to do a sobriety test stemmed from his embarrassment to stand up when thinking about the cat waiting for him.