Couple Finds Swastika of Pepperoni on Their Little Caesars Pizza, Employee's Fired

[roadsidehorror]

Slaughterama!

I love it when everyone dies.

 

[Old Man Metal]

Once the thrill of the melodrama and attention wears off, I bet they go back if it's that convenient to their house.

I bet the fat, cheap bastards are back there by next week.

Disclaimer: A recent nationwide survey of Little Caesar's customers by a major marketing firm found the majority to be fat, cheap bastards.

 

[Brillig]

Don't worry, they are in the Distasteful Jokes thread.

We have a thread for that?!? I've just been putting them anywhere. Oops.

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

We have a thread for that?!? I've just been putting them anywhere. Oops.

It's a great thread. This place has gotten really PC, not like the good old days.

 

[knockout]

Its because some people want posts moved every time someone says fuck you

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

Its because some people want posts moved every time someone says fuck you

That's a distaff problem. We need more male members.

 

[notchback]

We need more male members.

Every woman wants a dick.

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

This. Ain't a hate symbol in the world you can make out of pepperoni that would stop me eating a pizza (diabetes is a different story). Write "fuck you ofay bastard!" on my pie and see if I hesitate. My only complaint would be "you didn't put enough pepperoni apostrophes."

ETA: "When you're mugging talk-show commentators in bathrooms, always draw the swastika turning to the right... never to the left, always to the right." -Oderus Urnugus

Morton Downey Jr.! The genesis of non-reality TV!

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

Every woman wants a dick.

I knew one of you guys would run with the pun.

 

[Brillig]

That's a distaff problem. We need more male members.

You know you're a hardcore medievalist when the term distaff is mentioned and all you can think of is...

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

You know you're a hardcore medievalist when the term distaff is mentioned and all you can think of is...

I usually visualize that and horse racing. I love the word.

 

[notchback]

I knew one of you guys would run with the pun.

You can always count on me.

 

[FilthyMcBastard]

The pizza looks like it has more than the usual amount of pepperoni. YUM!

I'm never eating pizza again. I don't fuck with racism like that. There's a really bad oven joke here somewhere too but I'm staying away.

"It's a veritable holocaust of pepperoni!"