Conspicuous Covid Cougher Charged: Kyle Christopher Arendell Deliberately Coughed On Items At Walmart

[Blizzard]

July 24, 2020:

Kyle Christopher Arendell, a man of Spartanburg , South Carolina who looks much too old for this kind of shit yet still too young to be senile, got his kicks by deliberately coughing all over unspecified products in his local Walmart while claiming he could or did have COVID-19.

Conspicuously-coughing Kyle was shortly thereafter charged with aggravated breach of peace and malicious injury to property.

The aforementioned injured property could not be sold to customers, which necessitated its disposal in a (presumably bio-waste-certified, contained and sealed) trash can. It's (former) value is enumerated in the police report at $2,000 or less.

His new hangout as of Friday morning was the Spartanburg County Detention Center.

SC man coughed on products at Walmart while claiming he had COVID-19, warrant says

He faces charges of aggravated breach of peace and malicious injury to property.

www.wbtv.com

 

[Old Man Metal]

Good. Fuck this guy.

 

[Stebot]

Hope he doesn't have to wear mask in the detention center

 

[Old Man Metal]

He looks like the kind of beady-eyed, shifty little bastard that would jerk off in someone's food.

 

[Sejanus]

Take a powerdrill to his lungs.
Then give him C19

 

[Inferus]

Gonna be hard coughing when you're choking on con cock, man-child.

 

[cubby]

Exactly what do they expect is going to happen? I can't figure out their motivation in doing crap like this. There's no point if nobody see's them and everyone who's caught is sent to jail, so why? Are they just trying to make the national news as a dipshit, idiotic asshole?

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Passive aggressive asshole. Too pussy to commit a real crime.

 

[Blizzard]

VIDEO HAS SURFACED.

HAS SOUND.

Not great video, but anyway. Dark red shirt.





Kyle Christopher "Coughsalot" Arendell's bond was set at $6,000 per a news report, and according to the jail roster, he is still in the pokey.

 

[cubby]

You couldn't miss what he was doing, nothing secretive about his loud fake coughing, still I wanna know what is the point. at least for him, anyway.

 

[Satanica]

The Constitution isn't going to protect you against the consequences of this shit, for sure.

 

[Blizzard]

hmm

Spartanburg County jail has 669 inmates according to their web site right now.

Wikipedia estimates the population of that county to be 319,785.

I think this is a ratio of 209 jailed people per 100,000, but also does not include any people from that population who are in a federal jail.

If Spartanburg were a country, and the federal jail numbers are not included, it has 2-4x the population in jail than quite a few countries. Finland is at 53/100,000. Egypt is like 116. Rapeland India is 34. Indonesia is 99.

.... I think it could be the case that Spartanburg County is not a great place to live. But definitely not a great place to buy fresh produce from the local Wal-Mart. At least u better wash that shit if you do.

edit: interesting by-state stats

 

[Blizzard]

Look out, Spartanburg County! Cover your food, cover your face! COVER EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle Christopher Coughsalot was released from jail last Tuesday, the 28th of July, in all of his coughy glory!!

and he is no longer on the jail roster at http://www.spartanburgsheriff.org/bookings/jailrostera.xml .

The page linked below is supposed to show the information about his release but it's broken in my browser:

http://www.spartanburgsheriff.org/bookings/rel15a.xml

When I drag the site code out, I find this little xml clusterfuck:

        <nl>ARENDELL</nl>
        <nf>KYLE</nf>
        <nm>CHRISTOPHER</nm>
        <street>686 MAYWOOD ST</street>
        <csz>SPARTANBURG, SC 29303</csz>
        <racegen>WHITE / Male</racegen>
        <race>W</race>
        <sex>M</sex>
        <dob>02/26/81</dob>
        <age>39</age>
        <ht>6&#39;01&#34;</ht>
        <bd>14:07:09 07/23/20</bd>
        <bn>20-05675</bn>
        <nn>314089</nn>
        <wt>182</wt>
        <dtin>07/23/20</dtin>
        <tmin>14:07</tmin>
        <dttm>07/23/20 </dttm>
        <dtout>07/28/20</dtout> <--- this would be the date Coughsalot was released
        <tmout>13:04</tmout> <---------- this would be the time

 

[Blizzard]

uhm so i think I found a page for Coughsalot on Instagram, but he looks thinner in the selfies than the mugshot.

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but for the life of me I cannot find the outcome of the charges. Like, an official record of conviction, etc.

 

[Blizzard]

I still cannot find the outcome of these charges, but also, some sites block me because Europe. Maybe the info is out there somewhere.

I did find a little something extra just now, from 2016. He was not a noobie to arrests for disorderly conduct, it seems. Unfortunately, I can't find details on exactly what he did in 2016. A lifelong retard, I guess!