Cocaine Found in the West Wing

[Turd Fergusen]

First son Hunter Biden joined his father and other members of the Biden family at the White House Tuesday to take in the Fourth of July fireworks following a weekend getaway to Camp David — during which a powdered substance found in the West Wing initially tested positive for cocaine.

President Biden and first lady Jill Biden were accompanied on the balcony of the South Portico by Hunter Biden, his son Beau Jr., first daughter Ashley Biden and other members of the first family.

“Welcome to your house, the White House. We’re just rentin’,” the 80-year-old president told military families, National Park Service staff and their families, and members of his administration and their families during brief remarks Tuesday night.

The Bidens and others in attendance for the president and the first lady’s Independence Day celebration had front-row seats to the fireworks spectacular over the National Mall.

Attendees were also treated to musical performances by the United States Military’s Premier Bands, Grammy Award-winning country musicians Brothers Osborne and three-time Grammy Award-winning musician Ne-Yo, among other artists, according to the White House. [/Quote]

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Hunter Biden catches July 4th fireworks with Joe at White House — hours after possible cocaine found on premises

First son Hunter Biden returned to Washington, DC, on Tuesday following a Fourth of July weekend getaway to Camp David with his father and other members of the Biden family.

nypost.com

 

[Metalfan]

I bet that is some good shit!

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

“Welcome to your house, the White House. We’re just rentin’,” the 80-year-old president told military families, National Park Service staff and their families, and members of his administration and their families during brief remarks Tuesday night.

The Bidens and others in attendance for the president and the first lady’s Independence Day celebration had front-row seats to the fireworks spectacular over the National Mall.

Attendees were also treated to musical performances by the United States Military’s Premier Bands, Grammy Award-winning country musicians Brothers Osborne and three-time Grammy Award-winning musician Ne-Yo, among other artists, according to the White House.

It was found in a heavily traveled area where people who are not members of staff have to leave electronics and other belongings in cubby holes before taking a tour.
Anyone making hay out of this and suggesting it was a member of Biden family is silly (and is insulting the intelligence of Americans)

What's next?

"An insider source alleges that President Biden gets completely naked in the White House DAILY!!"

Small print:
Jill Biden tells Lady's Home Journal her husband prefers showers to baths.

Or (to be fair)

"President Trump horrifies visiting dignitaries by stabbing DEAD ANIMALS !!"

Small print:
The White House served a meal of ribeye steak with a medley of caramelized onions and peppers at a recent state dinner in honor of the visiting King of Eswatini.

 

[thuumpr]

It was found in a heavily traveled area where people who are not members of staff have to leave electronics and other belongings in cubby holes before taking a tour.
Anyone making hay out of this and suggesting it was a member of Biden family is silly (and is insulting the intelligence of Americans)

What's next?

"An insider source alleges that President Biden gets completely naked in the White House DAILY!!"

Small print:
Jill Biden tells Lady's Home Journal her husband prefers showers to baths.

Or (to be fair)

"President Trump horrifies visiting dignitaries by stabbing DEAD ANIMALS !!"

Small print:
The White House served a meal of ribeye steak with a medley of caramelized onions and peppers at a recent state dinner in honor of the visiting King of Eswatini.

..."An insider source alleges that President Biden gets completely naked in the White House DAILY!!"

And starts looking for hair to sniff...

 

[Symmachus]

There's not enough evidence to suggest it would belong to Hunter, but it is in character with him. It's probably and likely not his coke, but when you have the reputation he has, such shenanigans will inevitably be associated with him.

I also found this article funny.

New White House Janitor Günter Hiden Arrives To Clean Up Leftover Cocaine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — New White House janitor Günter Hiden received high marks for punctuality after arriving early Wednesday to clean up the leftover cocaine that had been previously discovered in the White House's famous West Wing.

babylonbee.com