Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
This guy tried the old "Let's yank a barista thru the window, into my car, and I'll zippy-zip tie her up simultaneously, and I'll take her home and she'll make me coffee forever" move the other night in Auburn, WA.
The barista and her coffee pot weren't ready to settle down with one mug just yet, she fought back and slammed the window shut - and I'd like to imagine she flipped the sign over to Closed and flipped him off- but a smart girl like this called the police and when they arrived, showed them the surveillance image.
Cops put out a community BOLO for a man with the word "Chevrolet" tattooed on his arm.
No, they didn't think he might own a large Chevrolet car dealership and check there first, they knew this was no Cal Worthington.
The public enthusiastically responded and he was apprehended and arrested.
Auburn Police officer Kolby Crossley said the following, which would be a sin to paraphrase ( and kudos to the reporter for taking it down exactly as he said it, it adds a very authentic touch, it's not the careful, minimal verbage we often hear from busy LE)
"By the video you can tell he put some thought into this plan that he was conducting, y'know, obviously he had the zip tie, he grabbed the arm. So it's very concerning, it's very alarming, and it's something that we're trying to figure out quick so we can get this guy into custody so he's not a threat to the community,"
You go Officer Crossley!
Caught on camera: Auburn police arrest man after attempted kidnapping of barista
Auburn Police on Monday said they arrested a man accused of trying to kidnap a barista at a drive-though window.
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