Bremerton Man Attacked Blood Sucking Roommate

[Sugar Cookie]

If dupe please report

A Washington state man was charged with a felony assault after police say he attacked his roommate believing he acknowledged being a vampire.

Monday that a Kitsap County court charged the 40-year-old Bremerton man Monday after he was suspected of using a metal rod to nudge his roommate in the chest.

The roommate told county deputies that the suspect accused him of being a vampire, threatened to kill him and struck him with a metal rod.

The roommate says he feared his life because the suspect has severe mental health issues and is physically larger.

The suspect’s brother told deputies the roommate jokingly said “Is that what the kids are calling me these days?”

Authorities say the suspect believed the roommate acknowledged being a blood-sucking creature.

Man charged after roommate attack, believed he was a vampire

BREMERTON, Wash. (AP) — A Washington state man was charged with a felony assault after police say he attacked his roommate believing he acknowledged being a vampire. Kitsap Sun reported Monday that…

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[QuickSugar]

What the fuck did I just read...

 

[Doober]

Needs ta lay off the twighlight dvds and get back on the vampires aren't real meds.

 

[Brillig]

I am visiting friends in this neck of the woods at the moment. I feel so proud.

Washington State Represent!!

 

[Spider]

A metal rod is a piss poor substitute for the timeless wooden stake.

 

[Babs]

A metal rod is a piss poor substitute for the timeless wooden stake.

"...he was suspected of using a metal rod to nudge his roommate in the chest."

And a nudge aint what's called for!

 

[BuffettGirl]

Like this isn't normal for the Pacific Northwest? Pppffffttttt!!!

 

[Brillig]

Like this isn't normal for the Pacific Northwest? Pppffffttttt!!!

IKR?? I'm surprised the Darth Vader bagpiper with the kilt and flaming bagpipes riding a unicycle didn't happen to ride by the scene.

 

[Sejanus]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer he ain't

 

[BuffettGirl]

IKR?? I'm surprised the Darth Vader bagpiper with the kilt and flaming bagpipes riding a unicycle didn't happen to ride by the scene.

I love the Unipiper! Portland's own little piece of extra weird.