41YO Florida Man Assaults His Mom With Spaghetti Sauce, Hides In Bushes From Police

[Sugar Cookie]

A Florida man was taken to jail after he threw spaghetti sauce at his mother during an argument at their home over the weekend, according to an arrest affidavit.

On Sunday, shortly before 8 p.m., officers were called to a St. Petersburg home after an argument turned physical. Anthony Fiacco, 41,doused his mother with spaghetti sauce, which was found in her hair, police said.

Fiacco initially ran from the scene but later returned to the home and was found hiding in the backyard bushes.

An officer yelled to him, "Police, show me your hands," and Fiacco tried to run off again but was caught and taken into custody, officials said.

Florida man assaults mom with spaghetti sauce, hides in bushes from police: affidavit

A Florida man was taken to jail after he threw spaghetti sauce at his mother during an argument at their home over the weekend, according to an arrest affidavit.

www.fox35orlando.com

 

[Symmachus]

"Mamma mia! That's-ah not-ah how you make-ah spa-GEHH!-tee," says Fiacco, while throwing spaghetti sauce at his mother.

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He's not just a Florida Man... he's a man with an Italian last name throwing spaghetti sauce at his mother.


I swear, this stuff is way too perfect to simply make up!

 

[Blizzard]

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Fiacco tried to run off again

Did you see the 'tried to run off' part

based upon this picture, he does not look like he can run.

so, there you go

 

[Symmachus]

Did you see the 'tried to run off' part

based upon this picture, he does not look like he can run.

so, there you go

I agree. He looks like he has not run in the last 20 years, instead being a grown-up Bobby Hill who is only able to waddle semi-fast.

 

[Alxprkrkrls]

This sounds like more of a Long Island crime than a Florida crime lol
(wasting good sauce not assaulting your ma)
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I agree. He looks like he has not run in the last 20 years, instead being a grown-up Bobby Hill who is only able to waddle semi-fast.

Bobby Hill would never! Hank and Peggy taught him better haha