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Disgraced Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has gone from hawking sandwiches on TV to making them in prison — and the convicted sex offender still has nearly five years left in his sentence.
Fogle, now 46, has been locked up at FCI Englewood, a minimum-security federal prison outside Littleton, Colorado, since 2016 after admitting to soliciting a minor for sex and keeping a trove of child porn.

When he first arrived at the facility, he was assigned to kitchen duty, where he made and distributed lunches to the other inmates.
In the past 8 years, Fogle has worked a variety of different jobs, including janitorial and groundskeeping work. But most recently, the Post has learned, Fogle has returned to his kitchen duty job.
Fogle is now indigent, spending less than $300 a month in the prison commissary. He is no longer represented by his expensive legal team. He spends most of his time watching TV, writing letters, or sending emails through the prison’s messaging system, according to former inmates at the prison.

Fogle has repeatedly fought to have his sentence reduced, but has always failed.
He must serve at least 85 percent of his term.

The earliest he can walk is March 24, 2029, according to Federal Bureau of Prisons records.

He will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

They should only be allowed to read books in prison and or have audio books available to them.
 
"Jared, Who Has Probably Eaten at Subway in the Past" is a derisive nickname I have come up with to describe Colorado Governor Jared Polis. I have no evidence that he has ever eaten at Subway, but I know as a fact that he does, at least, enjoy his fair share of footlongs.

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I do not like this dude.
 
Duuuude look at the forehead on Fogle.....Subway shoulda just projected their billboards on that and saved money and some embarrassment.
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It reminds me of the Megaminds dudes. Like I can't look away from it. I just scroll up, stare into the abyss, prairie, horizon, longitude of this dude's forehead and get lost.
 
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