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  1. Symmachus

    WHAT A DICK! Someone Went to a WNBA Game and Threw a Neon Green Dildo Onto the Court

    Sports Symmachus, Vol. 3 No. 2 Before you continue reading, I must assure you: I'm not embellishing or twisting vocabulary for comedic effect. That headline actually happened. [ad lib crude DeWanna Bonner pun]...
  2. Symmachus

    Giddyup! Josh Giddey and Giggly Twirly Girl Gnosh and Get Giggity, Unfurl Scandaliggity.

    Josh "Giggity" Giddey Here's another edition of Sports Symmachus for you! (Okay, this is the first article I have made using the "Sports Symmachus" moniker, but I've been doing this style of article for a while now.) In a sports-related article I did in November 2022, I detailed how Joshua...
  3. Blunderbuss Firozabad

    --Trash-talk Paul Alvarez Sr.'s son during a pick-up game of basketball? He's a "registered executioner" and will exercise those powers.

    Paul Alvarez Sr. Arizona "A Tucson man will spend 25 years in prison for the fatal shooting of a man who fought with his son during a pickup basketball game." Vashaun Verrell Baker "On October 8, 2018, Baker and Emilio Alvarez, who was 18 at the time, were on opposite teams in a pickup game...
  4. Turd Fergusen

    22yr Old High School Basketball Coach Fired After Impersonating 13yr Old in JV Game

    Full Article: https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/basketball-coach-fired-after-impersonating-13-year-old-in-game/
  5. Symmachus

    NBA Player and 2021 Lottery Pick Joshua Primo Waived by San Antonio Spurs After Allegedly Exposing Himself to Women

    https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/34904011/sources-joshua-primo-allegedly-exposed-women Well, shoot. Now, indecent exposure is something that should be considered universally wrong, outside of consensual situations in the bedroom of course. But one thing to consider is that Primo was a...
  6. Symmachus

    Caleb Swanigan, Former Purdue Basketball Standout and NBA 1st Round Draft Pick, Deceased at 25

    This one is a heavy piece of news for me. Caleb "Biggie" Swanigan, a former star basketball player for Homestead High School in Fort Wayne, Indiana and Purdue University who went on to have a three-year career as a reserve NBA player, has died of natural causes at the age of 25. The specifics...
  7. Sugar Cookie

    HS announcer says he called basketball team a racial slur because of his diabetes

    https://nypost.com/2021/03/13/hs-announcer-uses-diabetes-as-an-excuse-for-dropping-racial-slur/ Sorry you got caught.
  8. staysblazed_xo

    Dispute over basketball leaves 1 dead & 1 jailed

    "Jefferson County sheriff’s deputies and Center Point Fire responded just before 9:30 p.m. Friday to a shooting at Charter East Apartments on 15th Terrace N.E. in Center Point. They arrived at the complex to find a man suffering from a gunshot wound. The victim - identified as 53-year-old...
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