Police chief pooped by desks, spiked coffee with Viagra, cops say in list of assault complaints

[Sugar Cookie]

A police chief in Hudson County is being accused of assaulting and harassing his officers in a lengthy list of complaints that includes defecating on floors, exposing himself, attempting to drug coworkers and sticking a hypodermic needle into an officer’s penis.

Chief Robert Farley, who was appointed chief of the North Bergen Police Department in February 2024, is also accused of retaliating against an officer who attempted to report him to the New Jersey Attorney General, according to court documents.

Five police officers in North Bergen said they plan to sue over Farley’s alleged behavior, which also includes claims of retaliation, discrimination, sexual misconduct and harassment.

In an email on Wednesday, a township spokesperson called the claims “false and outrageous.”

“The Township of North Bergen has full confidence in Chief Robert Farley’s leadership,” the spokesperson said.

The spokesperson added that township officials have referred the officers’ complaints to the Hudson County Prosecutor’s Office for review to avoid a conflict of interest.

The list of complaints ranges from a pattern of ongoing pranks like putting ink on door handles, setting off car alarms, or leaving crumbs on cops’ desks, to much more serious allegations of using racial slurs, spiking the office coffee pot with Viagra and Adderall, and sending sex toys to an officer’s home.

“I’ve never seen anything like this in my life,” said Patrick Toscano, the attorney who filed the claims on behalf of the police officers.

The officers say Farley’s toxic and abusive behavior had been ongoing since soon after he became chief. He has been with the department for 26 years and both his father and grandfather served as deputy chiefs.

“Chief Farley chases me around his office,” Derrin wrote in his notice. “After cornering me in the filing area with no further room for retreat, he sticks a hypodermic needle through my jeans into the tip of my penis.”

Derin wrote the needle drew blood and that he was further humiliated when he had to explain the injury to his wife.

When another officer filed a notice of intent to sue the department, Farley allegedly blamed Derin for giving the officer information that could be used against him.

“From this point on, the chief creates a hostile work environment,” Derin wrote.

“The chief would shave his body hair on people’s property, their persons, and their food,” Derin wrote. “He was also fond of scraping fluids from his underwear onto people seated in the chief’s office.”

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Police chief pooped by desks, spiked coffee with Viagra, cops say in list of assault complaints

Five cops plan to sue the North Bergen Police Chief Robert Farley for allegedly assaulting, harassing and retaliating against them.

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[Aedia]

What in the absolute fuck?!
It's like working under the worst frat boy you can imagine, but he has the power to destroy your career and even set you up on false charges!

Oh, no. Now, let me be clear - I do not want to know, but I must. What "fluids" was he "scraping" out of his tightie whities and smearing on mf'ers???
And where did he get a hypodermic needle from? Please tell me he is diabetic and it wasn't confiscated, dirty needles from some random junkie?! I immediately thought the officer had to explain this to his wife because he needed, uh, testing. Which I guess could give a convenient excuse in this type of situation, but with everything else, I tend to believe it.

 

[Symmachus]

What a weirdo!!!

If Eric Andre, Michael Scott, and GG Allin had a baby together; who was then adopted by Chris Farley; and that baby grew up to be a police chief; I believe he would turn out extremely similar to this Chief Robert Farley guy.



If Chiefman Farley gets fired, he'll probably have to live in a van down by the river!

 

[bEHconEHter]

"and sticking a hypodermic needle into an officer’s penis."

I mean like.... For that to realistically happen the officer who got stuck with the needle was likely complicent and let him do it.

Unless he just snuck up on him in surprise somehow and accurately jabbed his wiener with it while spouting "Penis prick! tee hee!"

"Told ya I'd getcha!"

 

[Aedia]

"and sticking a hypodermic needle into an officer’s penis."

I mean like.... For that to realistically happen the officer who got stuck with the needle was likely complicent and let him do it.

Unless he just snuck up on him in surprise somehow and accurately jabbed his wiener with it while spouting "Penis prick! tee hee!"

"Told ya I'd getcha!"

The way it came off to me was that the 'accuracy' was more of a, uh, lucky shot.

 

[Alxprkrkrls]

This guy is seriously unhinged. It sounds like he has some sort of wild mental issue or personality disorder and his dad and grandpa covered up for him all his life. He probably never did anything that had a single consequence. He reminds me of Percy from The Green Mile!

 

[Ella Mayo]

"and sticking a hypodermic needle into an officer’s penis."

I mean like.... For that to realistically happen the officer who got stuck with the needle was likely complicent and let him do it.

Unless he just snuck up on him in surprise somehow and accurately jabbed his wiener with it while spouting "Penis prick! tee hee!"

"Told ya I'd getcha!"

"Needledick" means hung like a mosquito, usually.

 

[Freyja]

What a disgusting, ratchet ass pig! And this is the kind of motherfucker we have serving as chief of police??? And people wonder why I no longer trust government or authority figures! If this is the way police chiefs are behaving openly, I don't want to know how congress members are behind closed doors!