Probation: Man Pleads Guilty To Choking Officer Who Slipped On Cheetos

[Sugar Cookie]

Wichita Falls man pleaded guilty to assaulting a police officer who had slipped on Cheetos on the floor while trying to take the man into custody.

Augustine Trevino was given 5 years probation on Friday, October 1.

In June 2021, officers responded to a domestic disturbance and heard a woman crying inside the home.

They say Trevino opened the door and told an officer “You don’t need to f****** be here!” and tried to pull the door shut.

An officer kicked the door open and, during a struggle, slipped on a pile of Cheetos on the floor.

Trevino then got the officer in a choke hold and began squeezing to the point the officer said he was about to black out. He yelled at his partner to use his Taser on Trevino.

He said when Trevino heard this, he released him and the officers forced him to the floor and got him in handcuffs.

The officers said Trevino continued to struggle and resist all the way into the patrol car.

 

[Brillig]

Why were the Cheetos in a pile on the floor? Is that where he keeps them?

Now I want some Cheetos. Not floor ones.

 

[Metalfan]

Why were the Cheetos in a pile on the floor? Is that where he keeps them?

Now I want some Cheetos. Not floor ones.

Five second rule.

 

[LFODBiker]

Cop was trying to lure a feral animal with it's favorite food and cocked the capture.

 

[BuffettGirl]

Does that tactic ever work? I'm not brave enough to experiment with trying that approach. But if any of y'all have used the "Fuck off Cop! You don't need to be here!" schtick successfully, let me know if it worked!

 

[Alxprkrkrls]

“Omg sir, you’re injured, should I call a bus?”
“Nah that’s just Cheeto dust I’m fine.”

 

[thuumpr]

Does that tactic ever work? I'm not brave enough to experiment with trying that approach. But if any of y'all have used the "Fuck off Cop! You don't need to be here!" schtick successfully, let me know if it worked!

Don't forget to cover the ground with Cheetos...

The officers said Trevino continued to struggle and resist all the way into the patrol car.
(Can only hope it was because he was being tased all the way. Make him dance!)

 

[cubby]

Oh he's such a bad ass, all hot and bothered in his mug shot. I hope somebody, somewhere takes this pretty little shitass down a peg or 14 in the very near future.

 

[Symmachus]

Grocery list for things people slip on:

__ Cheetos
__ Mopping supplies for tiled floors
__ Bananas, peels included

 

[Ramona the brave]

Ooo so making your girlfriend cry wasn't badass enough, you had to choke out a cop too. Ooooo look at you so tough and hard. I hope you pissed yourself in the patrol car with your fragile-masculinity-having ass

 

[Bobbo]

Are the Cheetos ok?

Y’know…

30 second rule and all…