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Portland Police have arrested Matthew Joseph Medlin. The 36-year-old is accused of trying to break into a northeast Portland store before fleeing inside a Winco grocery, where he was tased and apprehended.
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Oof. Of all the shitty things happening on his face, those jacked up eyebrows are messing me up the worst. If I'm going to pay for someone to give me permanent eyebrows they goddamn better well not have any asymmetry.

His are not even sisters, much less twins.
 
The only thing this fellow has going for him is a name so generic, it will be hard to find via search engine.
He also looks like a vampire with a meth problem.

Commercial Burglary, Possession of Burglary Tools, Obstruct/Resist an Executive Officer , Possession of a Controlled Substance
Suspect: David Scott Smith, 35-year-old transient male
Summary: San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office Deputies from the Millbrae Police Bureau were dispatched to a general burglary alarm at a dental office located at 485 Broadway Ave in the City of Millbrae. The first Deputy on scene observed the suspect inside the business. The suspect fled on foot. After a short foot pursuit, the suspect was apprehended and placed in handcuffs. The suspect resisted forcefully during the arrest process, resulting in an injury to a Deputy Sheriff. The Deputy received medical treatment and will return to full duty when healed. No one else sustained any injuries. The suspect was positively identified as David Scott Smith, who is currently homeless. Smith was found to be in possession of burglary tools, stolen items from the dental office and suspected methamphetamine. He was booked at the Maguire Correctional Facility and has a bail of $100,000.
 
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