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DENVER -- An unidentified man came onto the porch of a home in Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood early Saturday morning and defecated. It was all captured on a doorbell camera.

It’s one of the last things Scott McCoy expected to see while skiing in the mountains over the weekend. He was skiing, when the notifications started popping up on his phone.

“I’m on Gondola 1, heading back down at the end of the day. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry," McCoy said.

Through 41 different doorbell videos on his phone, he watched the incident happen. He says it appears the man was intoxicated.

First the suspect rings the doorbell, and then tries to break into the home—just before 2 a.m.

Next, he goes over to a corner of the porch and defecates on it, and then spends the next few hours stumbling and spreading feces all over the porch.

“Unfortunately, he then touches lots of furniture, other parts of the wall, and a window. That’s how we ended up with the current situation where there is excrement all over the porch,” McCoy said, as he flipped through various videos of the incident on his phone.

“Initially you’re a little bit angry that someone has violated your front porch—someone has soiled up your front porch,” he added.

McCoy lives in south Capitol Hill, and suspects the man came from a nearby bar or Christmas party. He does not believe the man is homeless.

He’s waiting for police to file a report first. before touching any of the “evidence.”

 
I'd have to burn the house down, cause I ain't touching his shit. Call the crime scene clean up guys, cause the porch needs to be decontaminated by professionals.

but 41 different videos, does he have 41 different cameras? Aimed at the porch?
 
I'd have to burn the house down, cause I ain't touching his shit. Call the crime scene clean up guys, cause the porch needs to be decontaminated by professionals.

but 41 different videos, does he have 41 different cameras? Aimed at the porch?
Ring cameras only record in 30 seconds with a space of 30 seconds in-between captures. So he ended up with 41 separate notifications, dude was there for awhile.
 
I saw that position and just thought it was his special technique for maximum spreadage. Because, you know, if you do it properly the first time, you don't have to go back and do it all again, that is, of course, unless you just want to do it all again, like a perfectionist house wife.:dead:
 
An unidentified man came onto the porch of a home in Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood early Saturday morning and defecated. It was all captured on a doorbell camera.

It’s one of the last things Scott McCoy expected to see while skiing in the mountains over the weekend. He was skiing, when the notifications started popping up on his phone.

“I’m on Gondola 1, heading back down at the end of the day. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry," McCoy told KDVR.

Through 41 different doorbell videos on his phone, he watched the incident happen. He says it appears the man was intoxicated.

First the man rings the doorbell, then tries to break into the home just before 2 a.m.

Next, he goes over to a corner of the porch and defecates on it, and then spends the next few hours stumbling and spreading feces all over the porch.

“Unfortunately, he then touches lots of furniture, other parts of the wall, and a window. That’s how we ended up with the current situation where there is excrement all over the porch,” McCoy said, as he flipped through various videos of the incident on his phone.

“Initially you’re a little bit angry that someone has violated your front porch—someone has soiled up your front porch,” he added.

McCoy lives in south Capitol Hill, and suspects the man came from a nearby bar or Christmas party. He does not believe the man is homeless.

He’s waiting for police to file a report first. before touching any of the “evidence.”
Despite the tainted porch, and a lock that now needs to be fixed, McCoy says he’s not looking to press charges.

“I don’t know that this person—maybe they lost their job, maybe their girlfriend dumped them. Maybe they have a sick parent, and this drinking had something to do with that. That would make it more understandable.”

“I’d certainly love to make contact with them and get an apology, if that’s what they want to do, or maybe get an extra hand cleaning up the porch tomorrow,” he added.
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Oh. My. God. You actually let ghosttruck sneak one past you! I can't decide if I should run to the shelter or go buy lotto tickets!
 
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