The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and now are:
#1: 13-Year-Old Girl Is Constipated With 70-Year-Old Man's Baby
by @Sugar Cookie
#2: Drunk SC Mom Attempts To Pass, Kills Twin 6-Year-Old Sons In Crash
by @Sugar Cookie
#3: British Mum Accused In Poisoning Deaths Of Her Two Teenage Sons
by @Sugar Cookie
#4: Florida: Three Pit Bulls Chew Their Way Out Of A Trailer And Into A Neighbor
by @Sue sue
#5: Woman Beat Wife Over Soaked Marijuana
by @Sugar Cookie
#6: Newborn Survives Three Days Of Being Buried Alive
by @Sugar Cookie
#7: Florida Man Kills Family And Steals $200k, All For A Bulgarian Camgirl
by @Turd Fergusen
#8: Woman Whipped Stepson, 26, For Tardiness
by @ghosttruck
#9: When "Keepin' It Gulley" Goes Wrong
by @Sugar Cookie
#10: Body Was Under-Accessorized— Missing Head And Hands
by @Sugar Cookie
This week, on the Front Page of the Demon, we bring you the @Sugar Cookie Show, starring @Sugar Cookie! After last week's variety show, @Sugar Cookie took steps to limit guest appearances, snagging 7 of the Top Ten slots, and holding Special Guests @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen and @Sue sue to one skit each. She also took #1 story with 1109 views, as well as the next three slots, and also scored most total Top Ten views for the week (5988).
But @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen and @Sue sue brought the laughs, and got great ratings, racking up 2351 Top Ten views between the three of them, and that's what makes them stars! That wasn't a laugh track you heard...
Honorable Mention to @caitierig for almost making the Top Ten with her very first effort, "Future Ms. Universe Arrested For Drugs, Bites Policeman," which came in at #11. And that was with her own headline!
As always, congrats to all of our Top Ten stars, and to everyone who tried out. Here's hoping to see you all on next week's episode!
Bunny, tell 'em what they've won!
#1: 13-Year-Old Girl Is Constipated With 70-Year-Old Man's Baby
by @Sugar Cookie
#2: Drunk SC Mom Attempts To Pass, Kills Twin 6-Year-Old Sons In Crash
by @Sugar Cookie
#3: British Mum Accused In Poisoning Deaths Of Her Two Teenage Sons
by @Sugar Cookie
#4: Florida: Three Pit Bulls Chew Their Way Out Of A Trailer And Into A Neighbor
by @Sue sue
#5: Woman Beat Wife Over Soaked Marijuana
by @Sugar Cookie
#6: Newborn Survives Three Days Of Being Buried Alive
by @Sugar Cookie
https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/newborn-survives-three-days-of-being-buried-alive.104894/
#7: Florida Man Kills Family And Steals $200k, All For A Bulgarian Camgirl
by @Turd Fergusen
#8: Woman Whipped Stepson, 26, For Tardiness
by @ghosttruck
#9: When "Keepin' It Gulley" Goes Wrong
by @Sugar Cookie
#10: Body Was Under-Accessorized— Missing Head And Hands
by @Sugar Cookie
This week, on the Front Page of the Demon, we bring you the @Sugar Cookie Show, starring @Sugar Cookie! After last week's variety show, @Sugar Cookie took steps to limit guest appearances, snagging 7 of the Top Ten slots, and holding Special Guests @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen and @Sue sue to one skit each. She also took #1 story with 1109 views, as well as the next three slots, and also scored most total Top Ten views for the week (5988).
But @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen and @Sue sue brought the laughs, and got great ratings, racking up 2351 Top Ten views between the three of them, and that's what makes them stars! That wasn't a laugh track you heard...
Honorable Mention to @caitierig for almost making the Top Ten with her very first effort, "Future Ms. Universe Arrested For Drugs, Bites Policeman," which came in at #11. And that was with her own headline!
As always, congrats to all of our Top Ten stars, and to everyone who tried out. Here's hoping to see you all on next week's episode!
Bunny, tell 'em what they've won!
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