Lizard
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thanks, you added a de to my light
CorruptedMistress
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Love the new comment! :rofl2:
CorruptedMistress
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haha, she even posts her phone number publicly? Is she retarded? No, wait, don't answer that but come on! She was just complaining about being harassed and then would throw her cell number up? She is just asking for it..
Now that I think about it though, it is probably because she can speak better then she can write. She is probably looking up some big words right now and is waiting for a call.
Now that I think about it though, it is probably because she can speak better then she can write. She is probably looking up some big words right now and is waiting for a call.
TheMorningStar
is a catcus
She wants to talk to Shaun.
TheLittleFriend
Trusted Member
She will still luuuuuvs him when he ask for the naked pictures of their future children.......
nasty bitch.
Just my luck sucks
Trusted Member
Her "boi" must be feel mighty special.
She notes on the front page of her myspace that she likes girls more than boys, and she's proud that she's had more girls than her brother.
The lack of any skill set in grammar or spelling definitely add to her allure. <gag>
She notes on the front page of her myspace that she likes girls more than boys, and she's proud that she's had more girls than her brother.
The lack of any skill set in grammar or spelling definitely add to her allure. <gag>
Aelwynn
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AIM: WhitneyHxCSayzz
I believe she is calling one of us a "cooch", though it is spelled wrong.
Her new blog: Titled Broken Heart
Also she's only been with him 3 months. Yet they are SOO in love, as of August 21st.
Apparently this spectacular form of "human" actually GRADUATED high school. Yeah, I was surprised too.
Her hero is Mitchell...
LOL...my fave comment of today...
I believe she is calling one of us a "cooch", though it is spelled wrong.
Her new blog: Titled Broken Heart
Also she's only been with him 3 months. Yet they are SOO in love, as of August 21st.
Apparently this spectacular form of "human" actually GRADUATED high school. Yeah, I was surprised too.
Her hero is Mitchell...
LOL...my fave comment of today...
TheLittleFriend
Trusted Member
"....Fuck Yo Couch{[him]}<3
Muh lyfe && tha ppl in it are puurfectly uhh-mazzing.I soo totally L.O.V.E everyone in my life right now.especially Mitchel Anthony Calkins,He Is Muh Lyfe Yo lol
<333 you niglet forever&&alwayzz ....."
Oh sweet jesus. I need to get People Who Speak Or Write Like Ganga Fuckard 101 class....to understand this stupid language.
Muh lyfe && tha ppl in it are puurfectly uhh-mazzing.I soo totally L.O.V.E everyone in my life right now.especially Mitchel Anthony Calkins,He Is Muh Lyfe Yo lol
<333 you niglet forever&&alwayzz ....."
Oh sweet jesus. I need to get People Who Speak Or Write Like Ganga Fuckard 101 class....to understand this stupid language.
HijabiGirl
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Ahh I've always been a fan of chakesspear. :biggrin1: The complete lack of education and horrid grammar is so bad it's almost a work of art. I mean, could anyone here write so poorly even if they tried?? Art I tell ya!
RaVen Blackehart
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Here is a quick course in Ho-ology 101:
The Undercover Ho" - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.
"The Church Ho" - Her hair and nails is always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.
"High Class Ho" - (also known as the! "Glamour Ho") - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club ( i.e. Source Awards).
She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
"Old Ho" - The OLE Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
"Nasty Ho" - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a "tight" body and be found working in a strip club.
"Sneaky Ho" - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man! Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing.
The Sneaky Ho aspires to be
Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.
"Bourgeois Ho" - This type of ho is educated and professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. These women are perfect, however these Hos have multiple partners and sleep with married men like "Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by men just like "Stupid Ho," obsessed with name brands and status like "High Class Ho," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the other Hos.
"Project Ho" - This Ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "babies daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.
"Stupid Ho" - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money.
She complains about them to her friends ( i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.
"Crazy Ho" - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge.
Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from
unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Hos) jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
"The Stank Ho" - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake , Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about her that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap.
Nah, she's pissed off at Morbid's couch. :lollypop:
Maggie Mae
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All mention of Mitchel has disappeared from her page. Although I could have missed it amongst all the OTHER useless crap she has up there. It looks like she is now in love with Ryan Michael Farrell. He's 17. Good God, should someone warn him?
Unamused Cat
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Maybe I'll get around to that tomorrow. Mwahaha....
Maggie Mae
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I would be GREATLY amused by that. I'll make sure to pay close attention in case you update.
Unamused Cat
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Her new boyfriend updated his MySpace today. It was just Farrell. Now it is "farrell is going to jail see u in a bit". I guess that note is going to have to wait. lol... I wonder what he did.
Gilbrit
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Given her taste in "men", we could start another post guessing...
Give another week and she'll have a "new man".
We could place bets on how long the "new man" will stay out of jail.
**Gilbrit's always looking for a new way to have good, clean fun!**
Peeperann
Veteran Member
:lollypop: Now that's a good one!
Is this really the future of our world? Holy crow, we're in trouble..........
And why do they always think is so 'cute' to write like that? Is she just stupid or does she really think it's cute? :stupido3::bootyshake:
Gilbrit
Trusted Member
I'd have to say stupid.
She also thought "niglet" was endearing as well.
Maggie Mae
Well-Known Member
This saddens me. I was looking forward to finding out what he sees in her.
All right, so my sister suggested this chick may have a jailbird fetish ... you know, like a groupie. Pretty incomprehensible to me, but I guess there are all kinds of freaks out there.
feisty76
Member
Man, I jumped on this thread waaaay too late.
"You are my niglet,my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do."
Gawd, I said shit like this to my friends in high school, "You are the bean in my burrito, etc." and we fell over laughing THEN because it was so lame.
So, as far as "my macaroni to my cheese" is concerned, yeah, I'll buy that, ALL emphasis on the CHEESE.
Ah, well...looks like she's moved on to another pan of Stoufer's Mac n Cheese anyway.
"You are my niglet,my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do."
Gawd, I said shit like this to my friends in high school, "You are the bean in my burrito, etc." and we fell over laughing THEN because it was so lame.
So, as far as "my macaroni to my cheese" is concerned, yeah, I'll buy that, ALL emphasis on the CHEESE.
Ah, well...looks like she's moved on to another pan of Stoufer's Mac n Cheese anyway.
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