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A suspected shoplifter was arrested Saturday after allegedly stealing a six-pack of beer, guzzling it down inside a Target dressing room and then walking out of the store with $200 in unpaid merchandise.

Police in Lathrop, California said Elysia Johnson walked into a local Target and filled a shopping cart with clothing and a six-pack of Stella Artois beer. She then locked herself inside one of the dressing rooms and spent more than an hour “drinking the six-pack.”

“After consuming the six beers, Johnson exited the store without paying for any of the times. She had over $200 worth of items in her possession,” police said in a Facebook post Sunday.

 
Well, she's not much of a guzzler if it took her an hour. Personally, I don't care for Stella; it's a bit too skunky for me. If I had drank a six-pack they would've found me passed out in there, and I would've forgotten why I was there.
I like the skunky but for me it's Moosehead.
 
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