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Which one is your favorite?

  • Bismarck Couple Kept A Filthy Home, And A Preemie With A Blistery Diaper Rash

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Groom Sexually Assaulted Bridesmaid Before Wedding, Bride Walked In On Assault And Still Married Him

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Man Chops Up Stripper, Throws Head and Other Body Parts Off of 12th Floor Balcony, Lands by Playing

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Judge Drops Child Porn Charges Against Man Who Ordered Infant And 6 To 8 Year-Old Female Sex Dolls

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • An Argument Led To Teen Wiping His Ass Sweat On His Mom's Face; Charges Led Him To Wiping His Ass In

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • I Cringed And I Don’t Have A Penis

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Illinois Child, 9, To Face 5 Murder Charges In Deadly Fire

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Florida Man™ “I’m Sorry, But I can’t Let You Have My Son”: Beats, Rapes Pregnant Girlfriend To Kill

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Missing Deltona Teen Who Left With Her Baby "Doesn't Want To Be Found"

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If I "Pop Hot" It's Because My Brother Fed Me A Meth Sandwich

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • Total voters
    9

Old Man Metal

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The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and yesterday are:

#1: Bismarck Couple Kept A Filthy Home, And A Preemie With A Blistery Diaper Rash
by @Sugar Cookie



#2: Groom Sexually Assaulted Bridesmaid Before Wedding, Bride Walked In On Assault And Still Married Him
by @Sugar Cookie



#3: Man Chops Up Stripper, Throws Head and Other Body Parts Off of 12th Floor Balcony, Lands by Playing Kids
by @Turd Fergusen



#4: Judge Drops Child Porn Charges Against Man Who Ordered Infant And 6 To 8 Year-Old Female Sex Dolls
by @Sugar Cookie



#5: An Argument Led To Teen Wiping His Ass Sweat On His Mom's Face; Charges Led Him To Wiping His Ass In Jail
by @Sugar Cookie



#6: I Cringed And I Don’t Have A Penis
by @Olivia



#7: Illinois Child, 9, To Face 5 Murder Charges In Deadly Fire
by @Satanica



#8: Florida Man™ “I’m Sorry, But I can’t Let You Have My Son”: Beats, Rapes Pregnant Girlfriend To Kill Baby
by @Sugar Cookie



#9: Missing Deltona Teen Who Left With Her Baby "Doesn't Want To Be Found"
by @crys_xoxo



#10: If I "Pop Hot" It's Because My Brother Fed Me A Meth Sandwich
by @Sugar Cookie



Everybody step right up and gather round! The Big Show's about to start! Freaks, geeks, thrillers and killers, we have it all here at Morbid's Big Top. Tickets are just a quarter, and a little piece of your soul (I'm sorry, that part is non-refundable), and everyone gets a great view of the carnage! There's not a bad seat in the house! Don't miss out!

We've got Beth and Don, the inbred meth siblings! Watch them eat meth sandwiches and shoot up and waller around in their own chemical hell. Watch them fuck each other like Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom and squeeze out another generation of sibling-fucking drug abusers!

We've got the Giraffe Boy and his nameless fucktoy! He beats her! He knocks her up! He beats the pregnant outta the bitch! Then he knocks her up again! They can do this for years, Ladies and Gents, FOR YEARS, and they probably will. Giraffe Boy and Spooge Toy... don't miss 'em!

We've got Petey the Pyro, too! He's only nine, but he can burn the fuck out of a trailer! Parents, siblings, pets... all go up in smoke with a flick of Petey's Bic! Watch him burn the world! Watch him go to juvie! Watch him get raped and turned into a serial killer! It's all part of the show, folks! Wheels within wheels within wheels!

We've got Ahmed the Tweezer Pleaser! He violates Saudi social norms! He challenges convention! He likes to be different! He shoves tweezers in his dickhole to make himself dance better! He jerks it! He twerks it! Whatever you do, don't miss the one-and-probably-not-only Saudi Sounder!

We've got Crazy Ivan, the Stripper Stripper! He slices 'em! He dices 'em! He pitches 'em into the street like so much garbage! Strippers, whores, and more: he does 'em all! England had Jack the Ripper, but Russia said fuck that, we've got Ivan! And now he's here, under the Big Top, and you can see him with your very own eyes!

We've even got Dirty Dan, the Drunk-Diddler! He'll rape a drunk chick anywhere! He's so low-down, he'll rape the bridesmaid at his own wedding! No matter how low they can go, Dirty Dan can go lower! Lower than a snake's belly in a ditch, Ladies and Gents, and his new wife loves it! She squirms on that rapist meat every night!

We've got Ditzy Diana, the Runaway Teen! Take away her cellphone and watch her go! And Triflin' Tyrik, a teen so terrible he'll slather his own mamma with his ass-funk! And Short-Eyes Scott, with his collection of underaged sex dolls! And the amazing Blistery Baby from Bismarck! And so many more!

We've got it all, folks, right here under Morbid's Big Top! So step right up and buy that ticket! All this and more, for one low-low price!

Step right up...
 
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Good showing my fellow posters.

As always I want to shout out @Satanica you do not get the shine you deserve.

@Prettypink513 was doing her thing last week and we need more of that.

Although @ghosttruck is not among us this week his threads were whimsical as well as what the fuck.

@Olivia Although you don't have a penis I still love you.

@Turd Fergusen I know I give you a hard time but you are appreciated for all the news you post.

@crys_xoxo congrats.

@Old Man Metal the hardest working demon I know.
 
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Good showing my fellow posters.

As always I want to shout out @Satanica you do not get the shine you deserve.

@Prettypink513 was doing her thing last week and we need more of that.

Although @ghosttruck is not among us this week his threads were whimsical as well as what the fuck.

@Olivia Although you don't have a penis I still love you.

@Turd Fergusen I know I give you a hard time but you are appreciated for all the news you post.

@crys_xoxo congrats.

@Old Man Metal the hardest working demon I know.
Dammit....as always, pissed myself laughing. Sometimes I wish I did have a penis. :bigtears:
(Not for sounding, however :vomit:)
 
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