The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and today are:
#1: Bowling Green Beauty Accused Of Showing Up To Court Case Intoxicated
by @Sugar Cookie
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#2: Naked Woman Declares Herself To Be The Devil, Gets 39 Warning Shots From Homeowner's Gun
by @ghosttruck
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#3: 2 Mamas Left 6 Kids Home Alone To Go To A Nightclub; 8-Month-Old Dies In Fire
by @Sugar Cookie
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#4: Toddler Dies After Grandfather Drops Her Off Of Cruise Ship
by @Turd Fergusen
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#5: Alabama Man Sentenced To More Than 600 Years For Sex Crimes
by @ghosttruck
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#6: Multi-Generation Family Fisticuffs at Toon Town Lead to Expulsion From the Happiest Place On Earth
by @Muriel Schwenck
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#7: Man Grooms 13-Year-Old, Tosses Her Out The Window When The Cops Arrive
by @Turd Fergusen
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#8: Two Kids, Aged 3 and 1, Critically Injured By Inattentive Driver
by @Benighted
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#9: Oregon Man Breaks Into House, Cuts Holes In The Walls, Wears Onsie and Dresses Up The Cat
by @ghosttruck
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#10: White Supremacist Arsonist Set Himself On Fire Trying To Torch Synagogue
by @ghosttruck
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The big story this week was @Sugar Cookie's Faces of Meth shock-a-rama, which had the masses lined up 4476 deep to pay a nickel each (we wish!) to read more about the horror story behind the most Gollum-esque mugshot ever taken in North America. That's right... "Bowling Green Beauty Accused Of Showing Up To Court Case Intoxicated" clocked 4476 views, completely obliterating the standing record for Most Views on a Top Ten Story (2305), which was coincidentally also held by... @Sugar Cookie!
And, as predicted by history, @ghosttruck sacked @Sugar Cookie for an unprecedented fourth time, stopping her just before she set a new record for Most Consecutive Weeks With The Most Top Ten Articles; the record remains at three weeks. @ghosttruck brought the goods, too, including a seemingly un-shootable home-invading she-devil whose weakness was a 12-year-old boy with a wrench, an Alabama sex-crimes sentence that only the undead could survive, a self-immolating white-supremacist folk singer, and an Oregon Man whose house-breaking hijinx must be read to be believed.
@Turd Fergusen got his due and proper, snagging a pair of Top Ten entries: a 1000-click-garnering cautionary tale about the dangers of mixing toddlers, cruise ships and the elderly (hint: baby fall down, go BOOM!) and a 3 AM love bandit that told a 13-year-old girl "I love you I love you I love you baby" until she gave it up, then threw her out the window of a moving vehicle after the advent of The Law made her presence in his vehicle inconvenient.
Rounding out our record-tyingly (5) diverse panel of Top Ten finalists this week were regular entrant @Muriel Schwenck, who grabbed the #6 spot with a ne'er-do-well family and the multi-generational fracas that got them bounced from Toon Town, video included, and @Benighted, who took the #8 spot with the tragic tale of an inattentive driver and a wagon-load of little kids, from her very own town.
Last but not least, thanks to the slow-motion train-wreck that is Misty Loman's drug-defiled face, this week saw a new record for total Top Ten views at 11,654, beating the old record of 11,558 (week of 3/17) by just a bit.
If you posted an article this week, give yourself a round of applause- you're all winners! And give a big DD round of applause to @Sugar Cookie, @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen, @Muriel Schwenck and @Benighted for making the Top Ten this week here at the Big Deal. Signing off for the Demon, this is Old Man Metal, telling you if keep playing stupid games, you'll keep winning stupid prizes! Love ya'!
#1: Bowling Green Beauty Accused Of Showing Up To Court Case Intoxicated
by @Sugar Cookie
Bowling Green Beauty Accused Of Showing Up To Court Case Intoxicated - The Demon's Den
All 4 have the same chin.
#2: Naked Woman Declares Herself To Be The Devil, Gets 39 Warning Shots From Homeowner's Gun
by @ghosttruck
Naked Woman Declares Herself To Be The Devil, Gets 39 Warning Shots From Homeowner's Gun - The Demon's Den
A Virginia dad on Thursday fired 39 warning shots and brawled with a naked woman who called herself "the devil" after she allegedly broke into the family's home on their first night living there, according to reports. The violent confrontation happened in Chesterfield County on the evening of...
#3: 2 Mamas Left 6 Kids Home Alone To Go To A Nightclub; 8-Month-Old Dies In Fire
by @Sugar Cookie
2 Mamas Left 6 Kids Home Alone To Go To A Nightclub; 8-Month-Old Dies In Fire - The Demon's Den
An early morning fire on Sunday killed an eight-month-old baby and injured five small children in Tennessee, while their mothers were at a nightclub, investigators said. The mothers, ages 25 and 23, went to the club on Saturday night and police were trying to determine if a babysitter was hired...
#4: Toddler Dies After Grandfather Drops Her Off Of Cruise Ship
by @Turd Fergusen
Toddler Dies After Grandfather Drops Her Off Of Cruise Ship - The Demon's Den
A young girl has died after slipping from her grandfather's arms on the 11th deck of a cruise ship while it was docked in Puerto Rico, according to reports. The child, who is believed to have been 18 months old, is understood to have fallen from the Freedom of the Seas ship onto the concrete...
#5: Alabama Man Sentenced To More Than 600 Years For Sex Crimes
by @ghosttruck
Alabama Man Sentenced To More Than 600 Years For Sex Crimes - The Demon's Den
A Cottonwood man who admitted he raped, sodomized and sexually abused young children has been sentenced to serve 615 years for those crimes. Raven Smith, 35, apologized to the families of the five victims - all girls under the age of 16 who he molested over a period of several years. Houston...
#6: Multi-Generation Family Fisticuffs at Toon Town Lead to Expulsion From the Happiest Place On Earth
by @Muriel Schwenck
Multi-Generation Family Fisticuffs at Toon Town Lead to Expulsion From the Happiest Place On Earth - The Demon's Den
This one has it all: punching, spitting, slapping, weave pulling, old mother falls while joining the fracas, crying toddlers. blow by blow link [...] The Anaheim Police Department said everyone involved in the fight belonged to the same family and that they were uncooperative when officers...
#7: Man Grooms 13-Year-Old, Tosses Her Out The Window When The Cops Arrive
by @Turd Fergusen
Georgia man,'had sex with a 13-year-old girl he groomed online and referred to as his "doll" before throwing her from his car window - The Demon's Den
COLUMBIA, S.C. (WACH) - Richland County deputies have arrested a Georgia man who they say traveled to Columbia to meet up with a 13-year-old girl for sex. Authorities say a deputy spotted a vehicle parked at a vacant business on Alpine Road in Columbia shortly before 3 a.m. on July 7. When the...
#8: Two Kids, Aged 3 and 1, Critically Injured By Inattentive Driver
by @Benighted
Two Kids, Aged 3 and 1, Critically Injured By Inattentive Driver - The Demon's Den
Gates, N.Y. - Two children were seriously injured after a car struck them in a parking lot in Gates. Gates Police Chief Jim VanBrederode said a father was pulling his children, ages 3 and 1, in a wagon when a car left the road and struck them. He said they were taken to Strong Memorial Hospital...
#9: Oregon Man Breaks Into House, Cuts Holes In The Walls, Wears Onsie and Dresses Up The Cat
by @ghosttruck
Oregon Man Breaks Into House, Cuts Holes In The Walls, Wears Onsie and Dresses Up The Cat - The Demon's Den
Timothy Smith and his fiancée thought it was odd when they pulled up to their Gresham home with relatives Sunday afternoon and spotted a MacBook Pro, a bottle of cider and knives atop their car. They brought the items inside, thinking maybe they were misplaced by one of their friends or new...
#10: White Supremacist Arsonist Set Himself On Fire Trying To Torch Synagogue
by @ghosttruck
White Supremacist Arsonist Set Himself On Fire Trying To Torch Synagogue - The Demon's Den
A far-right extremist in England who attempted to burn down a synagogue on the day commemorating the Holocaust ended up engulfing himself in flames, a video released of the attack shows. Devon and Cornwall Police announced on Friday that Tristan Morgan, 52, has been locked up in a hospital...
The big story this week was @Sugar Cookie's Faces of Meth shock-a-rama, which had the masses lined up 4476 deep to pay a nickel each (we wish!) to read more about the horror story behind the most Gollum-esque mugshot ever taken in North America. That's right... "Bowling Green Beauty Accused Of Showing Up To Court Case Intoxicated" clocked 4476 views, completely obliterating the standing record for Most Views on a Top Ten Story (2305), which was coincidentally also held by... @Sugar Cookie!
And, as predicted by history, @ghosttruck sacked @Sugar Cookie for an unprecedented fourth time, stopping her just before she set a new record for Most Consecutive Weeks With The Most Top Ten Articles; the record remains at three weeks. @ghosttruck brought the goods, too, including a seemingly un-shootable home-invading she-devil whose weakness was a 12-year-old boy with a wrench, an Alabama sex-crimes sentence that only the undead could survive, a self-immolating white-supremacist folk singer, and an Oregon Man whose house-breaking hijinx must be read to be believed.
@Turd Fergusen got his due and proper, snagging a pair of Top Ten entries: a 1000-click-garnering cautionary tale about the dangers of mixing toddlers, cruise ships and the elderly (hint: baby fall down, go BOOM!) and a 3 AM love bandit that told a 13-year-old girl "I love you I love you I love you baby" until she gave it up, then threw her out the window of a moving vehicle after the advent of The Law made her presence in his vehicle inconvenient.
Rounding out our record-tyingly (5) diverse panel of Top Ten finalists this week were regular entrant @Muriel Schwenck, who grabbed the #6 spot with a ne'er-do-well family and the multi-generational fracas that got them bounced from Toon Town, video included, and @Benighted, who took the #8 spot with the tragic tale of an inattentive driver and a wagon-load of little kids, from her very own town.
Last but not least, thanks to the slow-motion train-wreck that is Misty Loman's drug-defiled face, this week saw a new record for total Top Ten views at 11,654, beating the old record of 11,558 (week of 3/17) by just a bit.
If you posted an article this week, give yourself a round of applause- you're all winners! And give a big DD round of applause to @Sugar Cookie, @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen, @Muriel Schwenck and @Benighted for making the Top Ten this week here at the Big Deal. Signing off for the Demon, this is Old Man Metal, telling you if keep playing stupid games, you'll keep winning stupid prizes! Love ya'!
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