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Which one is *your* favorite?

  • Weeping Man Told Police He "Gets Upset" When 14-Month-Old Baby Rejects Him

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Man Charged With Aggravated Child Abuse, Sexual Torture Of Toddler

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • New Mexico Couple Charged With Raping Young Children, Recording It On Video

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Neighbor Man Gave 10-Year-Old Boy A Life Altering Birthday Present

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mystery: Two Iowa Teachers Found Dead In Swimming Pool

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Amanda Knox Takes A Stab At Asking The Public To Pay For Her Wedding

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • 2 Missing Men In Raleigh Were Killed, 3 People Arrested

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 15-Year-Old Girl Charged With Killing Arkansas Man

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mom Posts ‘#momsneeddrinks’ Before Daughter Dies In DWI Crash

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • A 70-Year-Old Perv Is Charged With Child Porn Possession After Uploading A Boy's Image To Bing

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9

Old Man Metal

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The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and today are:

#1: Weeping Man Told Police He "Gets Upset" When 14-Month-Old Baby Rejects Him
by @Sugar Cookie



#2: Man Charged With Aggravated Child Abuse, Sexual Torture Of Toddler
by @Sugar Cookie



#3: New Mexico Couple Charged With Raping Young Children, Recording It On Video
by @ghosttruck



#4: Neighbor Man Gave 10-Year-Old Boy A Life Altering Birthday Present
by @Keepalowprofile



#5: Mystery: Two Iowa Teachers Found Dead In Swimming Pool
by @Turd Fergusen



#6: Amanda Knox Takes A Stab At Asking The Public To Pay For Her Wedding
by @ghosttruck



#7: 2 Missing Men In Raleigh Were Killed, 3 People Arrested
by @crys_xoxo



#8: 15-Year-Old Girl Charged With Killing Arkansas Man
by @crys_xoxo



#9: Mom Posts ‘#momsneeddrinks’ Before Daughter Dies In DWI Crash
by @ghosttruck



#10: A 70-Year-Old Perv Is Charged With Child Porn Possession After Uploading A Boy's Image To Bing
by @Turd Fergusen



This week saw @Sugar Cookie return to the top of the heap, displacing @Alf, who had the top two stories last week. This time, @Sugar Cookie took them both with the touching tale of a man who wept when he was rejected by his girlfriend's baby (and then bit it) and an Alabama Man who raped the toddler in his life near to death with a foreign object. Because Alabama.

It would be @ghosttruck who took the Most Top Ten Stories trophy for the week, however. He brought together some lovely folks: a New Mexico couple and their home child-rape movies; Amanda Knox of Italian Stabby-Stab fame, her most flamboyant feller and their uber-hipster galactic wedding beg; and a Drinkin' Mom who drove soused one time more than was good for her daughter. This collection of miscreants would also net @ghosttruck the Most Top Ten Views award for the week, with 1998.

And for only the fifth time since record-keeping began, we had five posters that made it to the Big Deal this week. In addition to the perennial DD Top Ten Duo, we had top-click-garnering tales from @Keepalowprofile, who has decided to stick around, following up last week's #3 entry ("Doodle-Faced Fugitive Won't Be Going To Prison For Aggravated Kidnapping") with a #4-ranked cautionary birthday tale about fireworks and the fucknuts that give them to kids.

Not to be outdone, both @Turd Fergusen and @crys_xoxo snagged a pair of Top Ten stories each, @Turd Fergusen with an Iowa whodunit that quickly turned out to be a tragic accident and a Wisconsin man so fucking stupid that he uploaded kiddie porn to Bing (yes, Bing) to find more images like it, and @crys_xoxo with back-to-back murders, one by a 15-year-old girl who whacked an as-yet unidentified victim and the other by a pair of low-rent punks (#7 and #8).

So congrats to @Sugar Cookie, @ghosttruck, @Keepalowprofile , @Turd Fergusen and @crys_xoxo for Delivering The Goods this week, and congrats to everyone else who played along! Please join us again next week for another cavalcade of Real Life Horror! For the entire crew here at the Dreamin Demon, and the Discarnate Anthropomorphisms out back, this is Old Man Metal saying "Nuke the Pit!"
 
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