The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and today are:
#1: Living Corpse Rescued From Russian Bear Den
by @Turd Fergusen
#2: Sausage Worker Sucked Into Meat Mixer and Dies
by @Turd Fergusen
#3: Clerk Who Recorded, Live-Streamed Slain Officer's Death On Facebook Receiving Death Threats
by @Sugar Cookie
#4: Mother Treated Her Son To A Happy Meal Before She Dragged Him To His Death In Reservoir
by @Sugar Cookie
#5: Two Arrested For Child Pornography
by @crys_xoxo
#6: Man Fatally Punched His 5 Year-Old Because The Kid Ate His Cake
by @Sugar Cookie
#7: 3-Year-Old Failed By CPS, Autopsy Found Extreme Sexual Trauma
by @Sugar Cookie
#8: 2-Year-Old Noah Tomlin Vanished From His Virginia Home After Mom Put Him To Bed
by @Turd Fergusen
#9: Man Pleads Guilty To Criminal Neglect For Throwing Meth-Fueled 'Death Party' For His Wife Before She Died
by @Jaded
#10: Mother Of 15 Accused Of Torturing Children, Boiling Puppies To Death As Punishment
by @Sugar Cookie
This week's Front Page here at the ol' Dreamin Demon is most notable for what was not, as opposed to what was. "What was not" was @ghosttruck. For the first time since record-keeping began (to wit: the week of 3/17/19), @ghosttruck did not have a single entry in the Top Ten. Not one. Predictably, @Sugar Cookie took advantage of his absence, racking up half of the Top Ten stories, with the help of dying-cop livestreams, Unhappy Meals, cake-punches and "extreme sexual trauma". Also predictably, given that she had half the Top Ten stories to her credit, @Sugar Cookie also bagged the "most Top Ten views" award for the week (4377).
Also taking advantage of @ghosttruck's absolute vanishment (and I will note here the Author's sincere hope that this uncharacteristic silence was due to nothing more serious than, say, sleeping off a bottle of the Divil's Dhrop or counting his pot'o'gold) was @Turd Fergusen, who took not just the top spot, returning to a roost he'd not occupied since the week of the 14th of March ("California Mom Fucked Both Her Daughters' Boyfriends," a charming headline I'm still quite proud of), but the second spot as well, enlisting the aid of a since-debunked (but inspiring) living Russian bear-cave corpse and an incompetent sausage worker.
Returning to the Front Page was veteran purveyor of Real Life Horror @Jaded, bringing us her unique, hand-crafted take on a meth-fueled death party in a true return to form that will have you laughing and crying at the absurdity and pathos of the cosmos. And Quiet Riot-cranking tweakers. And that fucking mugshot. Rounding out the Top Ten was @crys_xoxo, who is becoming a Top Ten regular, having had a Top Ten article for three of the last four weeks.
Congrats to @Turd Fergusen, @Sugar Cookie, @Jaded and @crys_xoxo for making this week's Top Ten, and to everyone who played along at home!
#1: Living Corpse Rescued From Russian Bear Den
by @Turd Fergusen
https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/living-corpse-rescued-from-russian-bear-den.105735/page-2
#2: Sausage Worker Sucked Into Meat Mixer and Dies
by @Turd Fergusen
#3: Clerk Who Recorded, Live-Streamed Slain Officer's Death On Facebook Receiving Death Threats
by @Sugar Cookie
#4: Mother Treated Her Son To A Happy Meal Before She Dragged Him To His Death In Reservoir
by @Sugar Cookie
#5: Two Arrested For Child Pornography
by @crys_xoxo
#6: Man Fatally Punched His 5 Year-Old Because The Kid Ate His Cake
by @Sugar Cookie
#7: 3-Year-Old Failed By CPS, Autopsy Found Extreme Sexual Trauma
by @Sugar Cookie
#8: 2-Year-Old Noah Tomlin Vanished From His Virginia Home After Mom Put Him To Bed
by @Turd Fergusen
#9: Man Pleads Guilty To Criminal Neglect For Throwing Meth-Fueled 'Death Party' For His Wife Before She Died
by @Jaded
#10: Mother Of 15 Accused Of Torturing Children, Boiling Puppies To Death As Punishment
by @Sugar Cookie
This week's Front Page here at the ol' Dreamin Demon is most notable for what was not, as opposed to what was. "What was not" was @ghosttruck. For the first time since record-keeping began (to wit: the week of 3/17/19), @ghosttruck did not have a single entry in the Top Ten. Not one. Predictably, @Sugar Cookie took advantage of his absence, racking up half of the Top Ten stories, with the help of dying-cop livestreams, Unhappy Meals, cake-punches and "extreme sexual trauma". Also predictably, given that she had half the Top Ten stories to her credit, @Sugar Cookie also bagged the "most Top Ten views" award for the week (4377).
Also taking advantage of @ghosttruck's absolute vanishment (and I will note here the Author's sincere hope that this uncharacteristic silence was due to nothing more serious than, say, sleeping off a bottle of the Divil's Dhrop or counting his pot'o'gold) was @Turd Fergusen, who took not just the top spot, returning to a roost he'd not occupied since the week of the 14th of March ("California Mom Fucked Both Her Daughters' Boyfriends," a charming headline I'm still quite proud of), but the second spot as well, enlisting the aid of a since-debunked (but inspiring) living Russian bear-cave corpse and an incompetent sausage worker.
Returning to the Front Page was veteran purveyor of Real Life Horror @Jaded, bringing us her unique, hand-crafted take on a meth-fueled death party in a true return to form that will have you laughing and crying at the absurdity and pathos of the cosmos. And Quiet Riot-cranking tweakers. And that fucking mugshot. Rounding out the Top Ten was @crys_xoxo, who is becoming a Top Ten regular, having had a Top Ten article for three of the last four weeks.
Congrats to @Turd Fergusen, @Sugar Cookie, @Jaded and @crys_xoxo for making this week's Top Ten, and to everyone who played along at home!
so I'm sure you'll all forgive my temporary absence.
