Tony The Tiger Doesn't Want Your Furry Porn

[TheMorningStar]

Theyrrrrrrrrrr Great!
:hilarious:

If you think your Thursday was bad, just bear this in mind: someone woke up, went to their job where they pretend to be Kellogg’s Frosties’ mascot Tony the Tiger on the internet, and had to ask people to stop sending them anthropomorphic animal porn.

Of course, as an anthropomorphised cartoon animal, Tony the Tiger is the daddy of all furries, and so there’s a fair amount of artwork featuring him. This artwork is not always safe for work. It also seems fair to assume that Kellogg’s does not want its brand to be associated with – say – a picture of an extremely muscly Tony, naked save for his neckerchief, masturbating on an exercise bench.

So three days ago Kellogg’s started blocking the furries en masse. Even ones who weren’t posting porn. Even, it seems, ones who hadn’t even said anything to Tony on Twitter.

Some furries gave up tweeting at Tony and found a new hero. Where Tony the Tiger was apparently hostile to their fandom, Chester Cheetah, the anthropomorphic mascot of the Cheetos brand of cheese-esque cornmeal puffs, was much more welcoming, and ended up straight-up flirting with them:

:hilarious:

http://www.theguardian.com/technolo...-frosties-begs-furries-stop-tweeting-him-porn

 

[DamagedGoods]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

. It also seems fair to assume that Kellogg’s does not want its brand to be associated with – say – a picture of an extremely muscly Tony, naked save for his neckerchief, masturbating on an exercise bench.

:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

 

[lithiumgirl]

I used to have this really cool hat...Chipmunk. It was cardboard, from the kids section. Poor Kellogg's...Poor Disney...they don't even care! I love toon porn...who ever says they don't want to see tinker bell taking the hot hard one is liar. You do so...at least once. Anyway...Chipmunk hat, that was a great party! I'm not that keen on the horse heads. I seen Zoo, know about Mister Hand...fucking creepy when people are getting fucked to DEATH...by horses. Or even someone dressed up like a horse. There has got to be a video of that out some place. Could you imagine Dahmer...cutting people up with a horse mask on...Yep Me too!

 

[cubby]

Really and truly if you got this much time of your hands you gotta troll Tony the Tiger, you need a job Dude.

 

[Sue sue]

Really and truly if you got this much time of your hands you gotta troll Tony the Tiger, you need a job Dude.

Or need some other hobbies.

 

[CbabyRKO]

WHY IS THIS EVEN A FUCKING THING?!?!?!!!?!!!! Jesus take the motherfucking wheel! I give up. This is by far the creepiest thing ever.

 

[Sue sue]

Ever see the CSI episode with the screetchers?