Thomas Hilber Must Not Have Heard Pussy Can Get You In Trouble

[Sugar Cookie]

One suspect was easily identified by police after his outfit choice in a Kwik Shop robbery early Saturday morning.

Lincoln police said a man entered the business around 3:50 a.m. wearing multi-colored cosmic kitten pajama pants.

The robber, later identified as Thomas Hilber, 28, was armed with a knife and demanded money, police said.

Hilber ran off with cash and police spotted him wearing the previously described pants near.

Hibler had cash and a knife and was arrested on charges of robbery and use of a deadly weapon to commit a felony.

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[roadsidehorror]

Hehehe. I almost bought the same pants. But then I figured if the neighbors or anyone else saw me in them they would think I'm on drugs. I know damn good and well I'm already suspect!

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

Aaaah, maybe those jammies were a Christmas present.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I would die for a pair of those.
I would kill for a pair with horses on them.

 

[Brillig]

Those are awesome jama pants. I would love a pair of rainbow, tie-dye Cthulhu jama pants.

 

[Craygor]

... suspect was easily identified by police after his outfit choice in a Kwik Shop robbery ...[he was] wearing multi-colored cosmic kitten pajama pants.

What the fuck, dude? Pajama pants is for shopping at Walmart, not armed robbery.

 

[FrayedKnot]

Lincoln police said a man entered the business around 3:50 a.m. wearing multi-colored cosmic kitten pajama pants.

Back off, ladies. I call dibs!
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What the fuck, dude? Pajama pants is for shopping at Walmart, not armed robbery.

Ugh, Cray. That is my pet peeve. Even at Wally. Visible eye twitch for me.

 

[Sejanus]

Had he worn camo pants he would have been tougher to find.
Instead cops were on the lookout for a reject from a 1979 school production of Godspell.