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An accused thief hid four stolen Rolexes in her vagina, according to Florida cops who recovered the pilfered timepieces during a strip search at a Miami jail.

Investigators allege that Delajurea Brookens, 29, swiped five watches--valued at $108,000--from a man she had met at a Miami Beach club. Brookens and the victim later went from the nightspot to a Clarion Suites hotel room, where the January 8 theft allegedly occurred.

When the victim, an Orlando businessman, used the bathroom around 5 AM, Brookens took the watches, which were inside a velour Crown Royal whisky bag, according to a Miami Springs Police Department report. Brookens then fled the room, with the victim in pursuit.

When the businessman confronted Brookens as she was trying to hail a taxi, she allegedly began striking him in the head. In the meantime, hotel employees called cops, who subsequently collared Brookens in the vicinity of the hotel.

While officers were able to quickly recover one of the Rolexes at the arrest scene, four of the watches were unaccounted for at the time of Brookens’s apprehension.

The watches, however, turned up when Brookens was being booked into the county jail. During a strip search, jailers discovered the four missing watches had been stashed inside Brookens. A police report described the seized property as “Four Rolex watches which were found in Delajurea Brookens’ vaginal cavity.”

The Rolexes are being held as evidence by police and will eventually be returned to the victim.

Brookens, seen below, was booked on a variety of charges, including grand theft, cocaine possession, and introducing contraband into a correctional facility.

Now free on bond, Brookens has previously been convicted of resisting an officer with violence and prostitution. She has the word “Whore” tattoed on her left arm, cops noted.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/rolexes-recovered-729503

 

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Keepalowprofile

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This has to be a duplicate.
Either that or shoving stolen Rolex watches up your snatch is a common thing to do.
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Nope, not a duplicate.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/05/13/cops-find-stolen-rolex-watch-inside-womans-vagina/amp/
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:oops: it's seems to be trendy
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/las-vegas-masseuse-stole-35g-rolex-hiding-vagina-cops-article-1.1741335?outputType=amp
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Is there any rolexes that haven't been in a vagina?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/jezebel.com/trio-of-women-tries-to-hide-stolen-rolexes-in-their-va-1629072596/amp
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Feeling left out.
I've never had a Rolex in my vagina.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/woman-allegedly-hid-rolex-vagina-record-prosecutor-article-1.1985744?outputType=amp
 
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Muriel Schwenck

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When the victim, an Orlando businessman, used the bathroom around 5 AM, Brookens took the watches, which were inside a velour Crown Royal whisky bag,
A purple whiskey bag? Is he a legitimate businessman?
If I had 5 rolexes, I would keep each one in it's own Crown Royal bag, then stuff them into another Crown Royal bag.
 

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ChaosKitty

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This has to be a duplicate.
Either that or shoving stolen Rolex watches up your snatch is a common thing to do.
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Nope, not a duplicate.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/05/13/cops-find-stolen-rolex-watch-
Feeling left out.
I've never had a Rolex in my vagina.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/woman-allegedly-hid-rolex-vagina-record-prosecutor-article-1.1985744?outputType=amp
I would laugh with you but I can't!
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It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
really want hysterically laugh at this one! the best
 

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Sejanus

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If the guy could afford Rolexes you would think he could have afforded a whore that wasn't a ratchet pig
 

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DaveL

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I originally misread the headline as "Rollodexes" instead of "Rolexes", which raised the incident to a whole new level of weirdness.
 

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spiff

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If the guy could afford Rolexes you would think he could have afforded a whore that wasn't a ratchet pig
This is a dude who stockpiles Rolexes in a bag made for crappy whiskey. Pretty sure you can get that bag and a whole bottle to gag down for $20. Ratchet isn't always what you can afford, it's a lifestyle.
 

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MildlyMedicated

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Brookens has previously been convicted of resisting an officer with violence and prostitution.
????
How does one resist with prostitution? ("I will charge you to have sex with me if you arrest me")
 

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Salepo

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So who needs fives Rolexes in the first place?
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On another note,her name sounds like an STD.
 

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Muriel Schwenck

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So who needs fives Rolexes in the first place?
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A trashy showoff?
Someone trying to sell stolen property, or someone who just purchased some stolen property.
Or, hey.... I could be completely wrong. Maybe he's a great boss and was in town to present them to his top employees for a job well done.


https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/woman-with-whore-tattoo-accused-of-stealing-watches-from-man-she-met-at-nightclub

She also has the word "whore" tattooed on her left arm.
According to the report, Brookens kicked, spit and bit officers as they were taking her into custody.

Police said she also smashed her forehead against the cage in the police car and kicked at the rear windows.

According to the report, Brookens later urinated on a bench inside a holding cell at the Miami Springs Police Department. She hadn't told a police officer that she needed to use the restroom.
[...]
It was quite an evening!
 

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notchback

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No shit, Sherlock.
Good thing there is no shit. I couldn't handle that. See, pussy juice (at least what I have had) is freaking amazing. I'm all for it. If I had a rolex that smelled like pussy, I'd be wearing that thing 24/7.
 

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The fuck kind of asshat has five Rolexes IN THEIR HOTEL ROOM? Like, better bring 5 on this trip just in case. And then brag about 'em to a prostitute. Not saying anyone deserves to be stolen from, buuuut he kinda deserves to be stolen from.
 

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