Water is for people that don't have coffee.
The unlucky beachgoer ignored advice not to pet the feral animals on Assateague Island at his peril
. Beachgoers are advised not to pet the wild horses on Assateague Island, off the coast of Maryland, America, which have roamed the island since the 1600s.
But the unlucky Speedo-clad tourist ignored the advice, and can be seen approaching the brown horse before gently petting its side in the video, which was filmed last month.
Unfortunately for him, the horse seems to have other ideas and raises its back leg before delivering an eye-watering kick straight in the middle-aged man's genitals.