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A Louisiana woman arrested yesterday denied ownership of methamphetamine that was discovered inside a plastic baggie lodged in her vagina, according to a probable cause affidavit.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was questioned early Wednesday by police after a man accused her of stealing $5000 from his home. The victim, Eugene Dix, told West Monroe Police Department officers that Rolland had stayed with him in his apartment for the last week.

Dix alleged that while he was showering, Rolland took his cash and left the residence. The affidavit identifies Dix as Rolland’s boyfriend.

During a subsequent interview with cops, Rolland, seen above, reportedly confessed to swiping the money, which was recovered during a “consensual search of Rolland’s person” by a female correctional officer. The exact amount seized from Rolland was $6233.

The female jailer also discovered a “clear plastic bag containing approximately 1 gram of methamphetamine inside Rolland’s vagina.” The suspect, however, “denied ownership of the methamphetamine.”
 
Jumping out of your car after a fender bender and yelling "What the hell did you do that for??" at the other driver may be enough to plant doubt in a witness's mind but yelling "OH MY GOD WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??" at the popo as they fish a baggie of meth out of your pleasure canal is not generally as effective.
 
Jumping out of your car after a fender bender and yelling "What the hell did you do that for??" at the other driver may be enough to plant doubt in a witness's mind but yelling "OH MY GOD WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??" at the popo as they fish a baggie of meth out of your pleasure canal is not generally as effective.
And really...if Dix was showering, well ya know what just went down. She knew the contents of her vagina
 
That's a large number in cash, but it's actually only 62 $100 bills... so that isn't as thick as a stack of small bills totaling the same amount.

Now in the article they do mention that it was rolled up, just like they think it was when she snagged it, so it really could possibly be that she didn't know the meth was there.
 
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