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It happened Tuesday morning in Crestview, Florida, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies say the 51-year-old Suzanne Hurlvert hit 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith in the back of the head with a half-eaten Burrito Supreme during an argument over his alcohol consumption.

Smith then responded by stabbing Hurlvert in the hand with a fork he was using to eat a Taco Bell pizza and left the home. The fork was so deeply embedded, they had to be removed by doctors at a nearby hospital.

When deputies arrived, Hurlvert was still there, relatively calm, but with a fork sticking out of her hand. Deputies noted portions of the burrito were found scattered around the room.

Deputies later found Smith at an area bar. When deputies showed him a picture of his wife’s hand, he reportedly started laughing and said they have a lengthy history of domestic violence.

Both were arrested and will face felony charges.

http://kxan.com/2016/03/22/police-taco-bell-burrito-fork-used-as-weapons-in-fight/
 
I hope these two haven't reproduced. 'Cause I just ran them through The Gene Machine in my mind, and what I'm seeing isn't pretty.
 
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