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A Mexican man believed to have the world's largest penis has officially been registered as disabled.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from the northern town of Saltillo, has an 18.9inch manhood which he created himself by stretching it using weights.

But he is now receiving government handouts despite refusing to get a reduction because he hopes to find work in the American porn industry.

He said: 'I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

'I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.'

Mr Cabera has been offered work in the adult entertainment industry by the man behind YouPorn and the FakeTaxi series.

He suggested Mr Cabera could come to their studio in Prague to film a medical scene, though said it would be more comical than erotic.

Doctors who have examined Mr Cabera say that the majority of his manhood is actually foreskin, and that the penis underneath only extends six or seven inches.

As a result the Guinness Book of Records refuses to recognise his 'achievement', and the current record rests with US actor Jonah Falcon, whose penis was 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.

Medics have urged him to have a reduction so he will be able to function normally and have children, but he has refused.

'He'd rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people,' Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said.

'In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.'

Mr Cabera added: 'I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world. I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have.'

The sheer size of Mr Cabrera's penis causes him a number of health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin.

While he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.

He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his penis on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.

And an active sex life is off limits for him as his penis has too much girth to have intercourse.

Mr Cabrera added: 'Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.'

While living in the US, he attempted to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his penis, and the other one had to stop because it was too painful.

However, there is a darker side to Mr Cabrera's past - while living in the US he was convicted on a string of indecency charges.

They include a felony assault charge for exposing himself to two underage girls, a conviction he appealed unsuccessfully.

He was forced to leave the US in 2001 but has now set his sights set on returning.

An adult entertainment company offered to pay for a reduction, but he refused and says his goal is to to meet the right woman.

While he also has hopes of becoming a porn star in the future.

He added: 'I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the US and spend the rest of my life over there.

'I don't feel sad because I know in the US there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.

'I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.

'And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal: they don't care about what I have in my pants.'
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So, if the foreskin is that large, wouldn't a woman get exactly no friction? The foreskin would act like bagging it 10x so I can't imagine it would feel good.

And the girth is probably just the foreskin scrunching up. That doesn't sound fun, either.
 
Circumsize him and tell him to get a real job.
Lazy dick.
He'd just start stretching it all over again.
I looked for a photo, nothing good to see. It looks like a baseball bat inside my grandmother's support stocking with an elastic horse bandage. Probably has a rash on it too. :vomit:
 
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He'd just start stretching it all over again.
I looked for a photo, nothing good to see. It looks like a baseball bat inside my grandmother's support stocking with an elastic horse bandage. Probably has a rash on it too. :vomit:
Yeah I took a stroll down that rabbit hole too.
Regretfully so.
The guy is mentally ill.
 
Yeah I took a stroll down that rabbit hole too.
Regretfully so.
The guy is mentally ill.
I'm sure mental illness is the real reason for his disability benefits. Like the schizo lady I know who gets SSI. Claims she can't work because of bunions. Noooooo. Her mental illness made her unemployable.
 
Sounds like a birth defect. How does your foreskin get that outrageously long?

This guy is a disgusting shitstain and i hope he dies.
 
Why do all his photos look like his dick is wrapped in a pink and white sweater? Is it because the foreskin flops around his cock like the skin folds of a person who lost 387 pounds? I don’t get it.
 
This is the funniest thing..EVER! If he ever gets lost in the desert he can use all that foreskin as a tent.
[doublepost=1514327385,1514326705][/doublepost]An adult entertainment company offered to pay for a reduction, but he refused and says his goal is to to meet the right woman.

Or the right horse!
 
Sounds like a birth defect. How does your foreskin get that outrageously long?.
Jack, Just Google " DIY foreskin resoration" then imagine what a crazy guy with a penis obsession would do.
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Why do all his photos look like his dick is wrapped in a pink and white sweater? Is it because the foreskin flops around his cock like the skin folds of a person who lost 387 pounds? I don’t get it.
I think he's shaping it, giving it definition. Because your foreskin description is spot on.
 
Ugh all he did was stretch out skin. Who’d want a dick that’s all skin, infected & smells like pee? :vomit::wtf::nailbiting:
 
They say his dick is only 7" long.
If it's all foreskin...that's cheating, and I want my title back! :devil:

This is bullshit. I missed the part about him being on the dole because of that monstrosity.
Velcro it to your leg.
Tie it in a knot.
call a mohel (although he may have to convert to Judaism).
roll it up and put a twist tie on it.
Get Loraine Bobbit's opinion.
Stick it up his ass.

There's no way he should be collecting for such a stupid thing.
When he appeared before the panel that decides on eligibility for
social security disability, did he whip out his wing-a-ding-dang-a-dang-a-long-ling-long?
I'd love to have been a fly on the wall in that room!
 
Google his name + penis and there are icky "ultrasounds?" of an elongated shrivelly object. The poor guy wraps his foreskin in cardboard tubes and elastic bandages and pretends he's Schlong Kong.
Is it any wonder he's fighting smegma infections while fantasizing about intercourse?
Eeew on top of eeeew!
 

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