Pissed Pizza Patron Pelts Proprietor With Pie

[ghosttruck]

Thanks @Totemic for the assist with the title!

The owner of a Florida pizzeria was pelted with multiple slices of pizza thrown by a female patron who was “unsatisfied with the service” at the victim’s eatery, police report.
Responding to a 911 call Friday afternoon, cops found Fatos Cala, the 44-year-old proprietor of Olivia’s Pizza, with his “chest area and head...covered in tomato sauce.” On the floor of the New Port Richey pizza place, police added, were “several slices of cheese pizza.”

A subsequent investigation determined that the pizza slices that struk Cala were thrown by Syeda Saleem, a 28-year-old who lives about six miles from the pizzeria. Saleem, who was in the restaurant with her son, “admitted to throwing the pizza at the victim because she was unsatisfied with the service,” according to a criminal complaint.
Saleem had left the pizzeria before police arrived, but Cala had copied down her license plate number, which led police to her residence.

Pizzeria Owner Targeted In Slice Fusillade

MARCH 25--The owner of a Florida pizzeria was pelted with multiple slices of pizza thrown by a female patron who was “unsatisfied with the service” at the victim’s eatery, police report. Responding t

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[Prettypink513]

That title! I love alliteration

 

[Totemic]

I think she is wearing the pizza on her face....And dude, you missed a golden opportunity for "Pissed Pizza Patron pelts Proprietor with pie" You could have had a great all P (well almost) title

 

[ghosttruck]

I think she is wearing the pizza on her face....And dude, you missed a golden opportunity for "Pissed Pizza Patron pelts Proprietor with pie" You could have had a great all P (well almost) title

Did I? Thanks for the assist!

 

[Ripley]

She looks drunk

 

[everjaded]

I mean... I thought she was a total bitch until I read the actual report.

If she truly did think the cheese was spoiled and that it made her kid sick, I wouldn't want a replacement either. She asked for sodas instead as an exchange (makes sense because theyre brought in and sealed, so safer), and the guy refused. And allegedly called her racial slurs and was a dick about it.

I can see the truth somewhere in the middle of what both sides are claiming happened.

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

I can see the truth somewhere in the middle of what both sides are claiming happened.

What I get out of this is that TWO people acted like assholes and had a yelling match in front of a child. But I suspect mom was the bigger jerk.

 

[spiff]

What happened to like... just never going back to that establishment? You’re probably going to survive if you wasted $16 or whatever on a single shitty pizza.

 

[Knox]

True @spiff but then we'd have never gotten that title!!

 

[Old Man Metal]

Brilliant title, y'all.

What I get out of this is that TWO people acted like assholes and had a yelling match in front of a child. But I suspect mom was the bigger jerk.

It's definitely a shame that she chose to set that kind of example of how adults solve problems in front of her kid. If Mr. Pizzaman actually said all that shit... well, you can always go back later without the kid if you really feel like you have to.

 

[JackBurton]

Damn shame about this womans chin, ruins her entire face. Nonexistent.

That title! I love alliteration

Are you fucking two?

 

[knockout]

I think there is a lot more to what mom did to escalate the situation

 

[EyEgOrE]

http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/oliviaspizza.jpg

I dunno... it was a walk-up joint. Not like she was inside chucking slices at the dude - maybe she threw it through the window, but come on, dude could have just moved one way or the other to avoid it, right?

 

[Doctor Slaughter]

Damn shame about this womans chin, ruins her entire face. Nonexistent.

Hey put a bag over her head and go to town. Chauvinism never dies

Are you fucking two?