Pensioner, 69, 'who identifies as a 45yr' begins legal action to have his age reduced so he can attract more women on Tinder

[Turd Fergusen]

Pensioner, 69, 'who identifies as a 45-year-old' begins legal action to have his age reduced so he can attract more women on Tinder

• Emile Ratelband is a 69-year-old positivity guru famous in the Netherlands
• He says doctors told him he has a 45-year-old's body and wants to be younger
• Ratelband is suing his local authority after they refused the amend his age

Article:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html

 

[Dutchgirl]

In that case, I identify as a 69 year old and as such I am now retired

 

[MildlyMedicated]

I identify as myself. (With the way things are these days, this will cause a massive uproar)
How dare me be me!

 

[Prettypink513]

He may have the body of a 45 year old but he still has the face of a 69 year old so he can stfu.

 

[Sejanus]

Arrogant Dutch ponce.
His face is all off centre.
His facial hair runs off the centre median.

As for the age change...
how can I put this...

 

[CentreAussie]

This is Effing awesome!!!.... The retardation of identity politics coming to a head... If I ever have to apply for another job I'm self identifying as a female, black, homosexual, transvestite Muslim. Turn me down and I'll sue your ass into oblivion for discrimination.

 

[Edwina Gein]

Anyway... he's still probably chasing 20 y/o women so idk how being 45 helps

 

[Nell]

You can lie on Tinder.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

 

[Turd Fergusen]

Anyway... he's still probably chasing 20 y/o women so idk how being 45 helps

I guess dad is better than a granddad??

 

[Dutchgirl]

I just realized this is Emile Ratelband. This imbecile will do anything for publicity. Ass

 

[Turd Fergusen]

Pensioner who feels 20 years younger cannot change age, court rules

The motivational speaker, 69, argued his body is that of a 49-year-old and he would do better on Tinder if his age was lower.

https://news.sky.com/story/pensione...ounger-cannot-change-age-court-rules-11570748

 

[Fellofftheporch]

Ya got to give the guy credit for trying to be legally honest. If he feels like he's 49, then let him. People identify as they feel all the time.

 

[Turd Fergusen]

You can feel whatever you want to feel but if he were to feel and legally be 49 that affects lots of other things such as cost of life ins., etc.

 

[notchback]

If I'm 15 again then I can have sex with 15 year old girls and not get in trouble. I wonder why no one ever thought of this before.