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Turd Fergusen

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Penis poaching of the spectacled bear could result in the species going extinct if demand grows for the special “sex potion” that people make with its private parts.

Britain’s beloved Paddington Bear is based on the spectacled bear but not many people realize his kind could be under threat due to the illegal trade of spectacled bear body parts.

According to National Geographic, some people in South America claim the “sex drink” can cure sexual performance problems if it contains just a scraping of a spectacled bear’s penis bone.

Some people also believe that the beverage can give you the strength of a whole bear if you put the entire penis bone in the concoction.

The “sex drink” is called Seven Roots and is said to be made of white rum, seven types of tree bark, honey, pollen, a snake’s head, the huanarpo macho plant and a spectacled bear’s penis bone.

https://nypost.com/2019/06/04/penis-bone-poachers-are-driving-real-paddington-bear-to-extinction/
 
The big question is why are so many folks having problems that make this seem like a good idea. What does having the strength of a bear have to do with it? Maybe they need energy drinks instead.
 
Witchcraft Oogie Boogie Man practices make me sick. Fast backward areas like that need to be completely wiped out or completely fenced in and sealed so that nobody can get out of there. Treated like a cage and a time capsule for human civilization development it could serve a purpose. Otherwise destroy it
 
Modern science has already solved this problem and its called Viagra. If Viagra doesn't work you still got your tongue.
But a man’s penis is his raison d’etre! If there’s no P in V, it’s not real sex. :penguin:

Fun fact: Viagra works for a small percentage of women too but insurance won’t cover it for them, only men.
 
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