Pair Of Thieves Pilfers A Load Of “Bull Penises” From Pet Store

[Turd Fergusen]

A pair of thieves pilfered a load of “bull penises” from a Canadian pet store, the shop announced.

The duo allegedly swiped hundreds of dollars worth of the dog treats — also known as “Pizzles” — from one of the Pet Zone shops in Newfoundland and Labrador, the store posted to Facebook Saturday.

“We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!” the chain posted to Facebook.

They tried to target a second store in the Pet Zone chain, but left empty-handed, the post said.

The male suspect was last seen wearing a gray hoodie, and had stars tattooed on his neck. The woman changed between visits but had a tattoo on her temple, possibly a spiderweb.

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https://nypost.com/2019/09/30/thieves-make-off-with-a-load-of-bull-penises-from-pet-store/

 

[BuffettGirl]

Not going to ask...

 

[LFODBiker]

Trying to corner the East-Asian herbal medicine 'dried penis' market by flooding it with fake pet store fodder???

 

[62julietandvoid]

Some guy around here had three buckets full of either chicken or rabbit guts and innards behind his house but someone took them before he could dispose of them. Lol

 

[Brillig]

I thought the bull penises were intended as pets, since he stole them from a pet store, and was curious how exactly that worked.

 

[McDanel]

"This is Harold, my emotional support penis."

 

[Babs]

Jerky for the jerks.

 

[Old Man Metal]

Not the best surveillance screencap, but she doesn't look like she'd have to steal cock.

Him... yeah, I could see it.

 

[psychmama]

I thought the bull penises were intended as pets, since he stole them from a pet store, and was curious how exactly that worked.

I have a pet penis lol

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I'm dead.

So I have bought them for my dogs. They love them.
They are very expensive.
And long. They stretch them out to dry them and they are two and a half feet long. I cut them with the tree loppers. But once my loppers were out in the barn so I used my table saw close by in my attached garage.

Dont ever do that. Swear to Jesus, Mary and Joseph that was the worst smell ever in the history of bad smells.
Believe me, I have smelled some bad smells in my 22 years at animal control. Nothing compared to that pizzle.
After that, I never bought another one. I used my table saw a week later and got that smell all over again.

 

[Brillig]

(Envisioning @Keepalowprofile sawing away on a 3 foot bull penis using her table saw).



I may have nightmares tonight...

 

[Inferus]

Wrong horn to grab a bull by.

 

[Forfcuksake]

Knobs....

 

[Sejanus]

Fo shizzle

 

[ghosttruck]

(Envisioning @Keepalowprofile sawing away on a 3 foot bull penis using her table saw).



I may have nightmares tonight...

Now more afraid of @Keepalowprofile than ever!

 

[EyEgOrE]

Not the best surveillance screencap, but she doesn't look like she'd have to steal cock.

Him... yeah, I could see it.

"“We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can..."

I bet there are several videos of her following that same theme...

 

[Kiss MikeHunt]

Bull Penises was used as Fighting Sticks in German Bar´s in the past. They are good to send drunken Guests out of the house.
Ochsenziemer

 

[Bobbo]

No wonder I haven’t been able to get any bull penises!

 

[spa2004]

lts a cat and bull story