Ouch: Man Shoots Himself Below The Belt

[ghosttruck]

MARCH 1--An Indiana man who yesterday accidentally shot himself in the penis and scrotum does not have a handgun license and could face criminal prosecution, police say.

According to cops, Mark Anthony Jones, 46, suffered an “accidental self-inflicted gunshot injury” while walking early Thursday morning in Marion, Indiana (where Jones resides).

During an interview in the emergency room of Marion General Hospital, Jones said that he was carrying a Hi-Point 9mm handgun in his waistband when the weapon “began to slip.”

Jones said that when he “reached down to adjust” the gun--which was not in a holster--the firearm discharged. “The bullet entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum,” police reported.

Ouch: Man Shoots Himself Below The Belt

MARCH 1--An Indiana man who yesterday accidentally shot himself in the penis and scrotum does not have a handgun license and could face criminal prosecution, police say. According to cops, Mark Antho

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[Satanica]

If he's that careless, he didn't deserve his junk anyway.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I would have titled this

Big man with a gun shoots little man and his two friends.

Surprisingly, this happens kinda often.

 

[Alf]

Hi-Point 9mm handgun

A Hi-Point pistol makes a reasonable tackle-box gun because if you fumble and drop it into the lake you're not out much money. Carrying one with a round in the chamber and just tucked into one's waistband, not in a holster, is just asking for problems. As our Mr. Jones discovered.

--Al
likes holsters

 

[everjaded]

A Hi-Point pistol makes a reasonable tackle-box gun because if you fumble and drop it into the lake you're not out much money. Carrying one with a round in the chamber and just tucked into one's waistband, not in a holster, is just asking for problems. As our Mr. Jones discovered.

--Al
likes holsters

One of the armed security people at my work has a Hi-Point.

My bf always conceal carries when he's working there (you're not supposed to) and was like look, I'm sorry but I'm just not putting my life in the hands of someone carrying a Hi-Point.

-everjaded
Also pro-holster

 

[cubby]

Hopefully this means there will be no procreating, or, at least, no more procreating. Genes like his need to stay at home with him.

 

[LFODBiker]

I get the arrest and (eventual) conviction part but if I were the judge I think I'd let this guy's nomination for a Darwin Award be punishment enough.

 

[Alf]

I'm just not putting my life in the hands of someone carrying a Hi-Point.

Wise man.

--Al

 

[ghosttruck]

Update: To make insult worse than injury man who put lead in his pencil the hard way is charged. Most likely not his best day

Gun Charge For Dope Who Shot Self Below Belt

MARCH 18--The Indiana man who accidentally shot himself in the penis and scrotum has been charged with carrying a handgun without a license, according to court records. Mark Anthony Jones, 46, is fac

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[notchback]

Anyone who walks around with a Hi-Point deserves what they get.

 

[ghosttruck]

Seems like Mr Jones cannot stay out of trouble!

Troubles Mount For Guy Who Shot Self Below Belt

JUNE 26--Even after accidentally shooting yourself in the penis with an unregistered gun, things can still get worse, records show. In the four months since Mark Anthony Jones shot himself in the gen

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[ChaosKitty]

I would have titled this

Big man with a gun shoots little man and his two friends.

Surprisingly, this happens kinda often.

there needs to be a special award button on our emojis for classics remarks like this, Ghost needs take your title for this story

 

[Sejanus]

Jones jacks johnson, jail joyfully justified

 

[EyEgOrE]

Seems like Mr Jones cannot stay out of trouble!

Troubles Mount For Guy Who Shot Self Below Belt

JUNE 26--Even after accidentally shooting yourself in the penis with an unregistered gun, things can still get worse, records show. In the four months since Mark Anthony Jones shot himself in the gen

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It really says something about a person when shooting their dick off isn't the dumbest mistake they've made.
This dude needs locked up for his own safety.

 

[Future_Milf]

Why the fuck wasn't the safety on? And how is someone this stupid even allowed to own one? Fuck.

 

[Alf]

how is someone this stupid even allowed to own one?

He's not. He has a felony on his record, so his possession was illegal.

--Al

 

[Totemic]

I'm wondering if his parents are wishing they had aborted instead. This dude is a walking accident.

 

[Ripley]

Hasn’t this man been punished enough

 

[ghosttruck]

Update

Short Jail Sentence For Indiana Man Who Accidentally Shot Himself In The Penis

The Indiana man who accidentally shot himself in the penis with an unlicensed handgun has pleaded guilty to a weapons charge for which he was sentenced to 60 days in jail, according to court records.

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[Totemic]

60 days for his unlicensed sounds about right, especially considering that forever more will he be known as stubby.

 

[spiff]

I don’t believe any of these charges alone warrant months in jail, but this dude could use some mandatory time away from the meth (and forever away from his gnarled penis too).

The bright side? Not gonna pop out kids anytime soon that his unemployed ass won’t be able to pay for. Darwinism!

 

[ChaosKitty]

guess they figured he had maybe learned hos lesson, he's not the bad man of the hood