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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — A thief stuffed a total of 30 bags of frozen shrimp down his pants in back-to-back burglaries of a Southern California grocery store, police said Wednesday.
The man took the shrimp from a Vons market in the city of Riverside by entering the store three times in a span of 15 minutes on Dec. 14.
Each time he went to the frozen food section and concealed the shrimp in his pants, Riverside police said in a statement.
The stolen food had a retail value of more than $500.
Security video of the suspect in the market was posted on the Riverside Police Department’s Facebook page.

Man stuffed $500 of frozen shrimp down his pants in attempted grocery burglary

The man took the shrimp from a Vons market in the city of Riverside, California by entering the store three times in a span of 15 minutes.

www.usatoday.com

ETA: link (thanks @ghosttruck for the call out)

 

[Totemic]

I don't want to eat crotch shrimp... thank you very much

 

[Norcal Skim]

He was just looking for the new reality tv niche, somewhere between porn star and pawn star -

prawn star!

 

[Prettypink513]

So it's cold in his trousers and there is shrimp and dick involved? got it

 

[Old Man Metal]

There's a whole segment of the personal care industry built around not having your crotch smell like old seafood... then there's this guy.

 

[Inferus]

I don't want to eat crotch shrimp... thank you very much

C'mon, you can't beat the breading.

 

[Sejanus]

Clearly he wanted to get busted.