North Korean Soldiers Hooked on Porn After Getting Internet Access for First Time While Helping Russia Fight Ukraine

[Turd Fergusen]

Hardened soldiers, indeed.

North Korean military men who joined the war front in Ukraine on behalf of Russia have unfettered internet access for the first time — and may be using it to watch tons of pornography, according to a report that a Pentagon official was unable to confirm.

Warriors from the hermit kingdom engaged in battle in Ukraine for the first time Monday — but they purportedly started fighting different demons before stepping foot onto any field, according to a report.

Those soldiers have been engaged in a battle of the bulge since gaining free use of the internet, according to a correspondent from the Financial Times.

“A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography,” wrote Financial Times foreign affairs commentator Gideon Rachman in an X post.

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North Korean soldiers hooked on porn after getting internet access for first time while helping Russia fight Ukraine: report

Warriors from the hermit kingdom engaged in battle in Ukraine for the first time Monday — but they purportedly started fighting different demons before stepping foot onto any field, according to a …

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[Cider]

Kim Jong None.

 

[Josh P]

Maybe word will get back to the mothership so North Korea can fight for Only Fans access.

 

[roadsidehorror]

That didn’t take long…….

 

[Aedia]

Or in other words...
Practicing their shooting!

That didn’t take long…….

Never does. Probably some much needed escapism to be fair.
I mean imagine going from North Korea to trenches in Europe, next to Russian soldiers you can not understand just to kill people from a place you probably had never even heard of. Gotta search for positives somewhere! Might as well be the hub.

 

[Spider]

Ukraine needs to start capturing them and treat them like kings and feed them good food and South Korean media and send them home.

 

[knockout]

Ukraine needs to start capturing them and treat them like kings and feed them good food and South Korean media and send them home.

Contaminate the whole country, I like that
Give them all smart phones

 

[Josh P]

Once they've had a taste of freedom it'll be hard for them to return home.

 

[Metalfan]

Once they've had a taste of freedom it'll be hard for them to return home.

No they will just come here,citizens and non citizens alike will be sliding in every direction on very slippery sidewalks.

 

[Josh P]

No they will just come here,citizens and non citizens alike will be sliding in every direction on very slippery sidewalks.

The government can give them prepaid cards for porn shops. One way to stimulate the economy.

 

[knockout]

The government can give them prepaid cards for porn shops. One way to stimulate the economy.

Maybe the blue states can, but not the Feds, Kamala lost the election
Can't wait for New York to ask Trump for extra illegal housing money

 

[Josh P]

Maybe the blue states can, but not the Feds, Kamala lost the election
Can't wait for New York to ask Trump for extra illegal housing money

Trump did get people working who did not have a job for decades. The endless supply of free money will dry up soon

 

[Turd Fergusen]

The government can give them prepaid cards for porn shops. One way to stimulate the economy.

Oh, it will stimulate!

 

[Aedia]

Ukraine needs to start capturing them and treat them like kings and feed them good food and South Korean media and send them home.

Rumor is that's what they're doing/offering. Well, I don't know about the South Korean media.
But I doubt well fed soldiers who surrender would make it long when they got back...uh, home.

 

[Symmachus]

These North Korean soldiers need to get a grip on life... but not like that, though!

 

[McDanel]

Ukraine needs to start capturing them and treat them like kings and feed them good food and South Korean media and send them home.

WWI song,
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm
Once they've seen gay Paree (Paris)

 

[cubby]

They are just like a very sheltered child who's never been anywhere, either they're too terrified to take another step, or they go hog wild, these guys are choosing hog wild. I do hope that it stimulates them to try to get out from under Kim, he's an abusive father who loves to torment, terrify and abuse his children.

For these guys this is knda like Amish rumspringa but with guns.