Sentenced: New Mexico man arrested after police allegedly find dozens of diamonds in his ass

[Sugar Cookie]

A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police found over four dozen diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity that he allegedly planned on trading for drugs, KOB 4 reported.

Twenty-three-year-old Eusebio Padilla was arrested on charges including receiving stolen property and tampering with evidence after what began as a routine traffic stop on April 7. Police pulled him over for allegedly riding a motorcycle without a license plate.

Police said they spotted a knife on Padilla and patted him down. He was caught attempting to remove “a baggy” from his rear at some point during the traffic stop, according to a criminal complaint filed in Albuquerque’s Metropolitan Court.

Police said they found 44 diamonds inside the bag recovered from Padilla’s rectum. The man allegedly told officers that he obtained the jewels from his uncle who “usually has stolen items,” KOB 4 reported.

New Mexico man arrested after police allegedly find dozens of diamonds in anal cavity

A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police found over four dozen diamonds inside a bag inside his anal cavity that he allegedly planned on trading for drugs.

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[Sevens My Charm]

New Mexico man arrested after police allegedly find dozens of diamonds in anal cavity

A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police found over four dozen diamonds inside a bag inside his anal cavity that he allegedly planned on trading for drugs.

www.foxnews.com

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Why didn’t he leave them there? It’s not contraband?

 

[Brillig]

From the title, I was wondering how they found the diamonds BEFORE they arrested him. I was envisioning perhaps a random anal checkpoint or roadblock.

 

[Future_Milf]

From the title, I was wondering how they found the diamonds BEFORE they arrested him. I was envisioning perhaps a random anal checkpoint or roadblock.

Maybe profuse bleeding lol?

 

[tmdgirl]

I don't know about this guy, but I prefer my diamonds on my finger or my ears or around my neck...definitely not up my a$$

 

[Sevens My Charm]

Maybe profuse bleeding lol?

Hemorrhoids! I would hope them puppies were packaged or they would have sent him to the hospital.. they would have cut his intestines..

 

[Sejanus]

Diamond ass.
That's rich.

 

[ghosttruck]

So ladies...those diamonds still a girl's best friend?

 

[cubby]

I was so disappointed when he didn't say they weren't his and he didn't know how they got up there. Because then I was gonna say:

Talk about your tight ass, he can clench his ass so tight he can make diamonds. I'm sure, in certain circles, he's pretty popular.

 

[myra manes]

New Mexico man arrested after police allegedly find dozens of diamonds in anal cavity

A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police found over four dozen diamonds inside a bag inside his anal cavity that he allegedly planned on trading for drugs.

www.foxnews.com

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Driving a motorcycle without a helmet?

I love stupid criminals ..

 

[Old Man Metal]

And he dropped dime on his uncle.

 

[psychmama]

I'd be singing to him like Slim Shady, "Shake that ass "

 

[TX Leather Face]

Maybe profuse bleeding lol?

Gives a new meaning to the term “blood diamonds”.

 

[DaveL]

I was so disappointed when he didn't say they weren't his and he didn't know how they got up there. Because then I was gonna say:

Talk about your tight ass, he can clench his ass so tight he can make diamonds. I'm sure, in certain circles, he's pretty popular.

Should have said "Hey, what happened to my charcoal?"

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Offense	Status
Past Offense(s)
Receiving stolen property (receive) (firearm less than $2500) [ D-1329-CR-2017-00035 ]	Completed
Battery (household member) [ D-202-CR-2016-01431 ]	Completed
Receipt, Transportation or Possession of a Firearm or Destructive Device by Certain Persons (Felon) [ D-1329-CR-2020-00088 ]

 

[Symmachus]

He is way too faithful to the concept of finding a Diamond in the Rough inside the Cave of Wonders.

You're never seeing Aladdin, nor this animate cave's mouth, the same way again.

 

[McDanel]

From the title, I was wondering how they found the diamonds BEFORE they arrested him. I was envisioning perhaps a random anal checkpoint or roadblock.

"Random anal checkpoint" I'm dying.