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Sugar Cookie

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A 24-year-old bartender has admitted to never cleaning his penis.
The man - known only as Zach - claims to have girls 'throwing themselves at him' and has bedded '40 lasses'.

Despite having sex for years, Zach visited Dr Naomi Sutton - of E4's hit show The Sex Clinic - after feeling his penis had 'failed him' when he became unable to 'finish' due to his foreskin being too tight.

He even thought his penis may still be growing - with his foreskin being unable to keep up.

But an examination by Dr Naomi revealed Zach had a serious case of smegma - build up of dead skin, oil and moisture - which was making his foreskin too sensitive to pull back.

Zach - who also admitted to having a host of STIs - told the medic he was unaware he was meant to clean down below.

Zach visited the clinic complaining of having a 'nasty smell', as well as pain and irritation at the tip of his penis, for the past six-to-nine months.

He first met with nurse Sarah, who he told that after intercourse, he has to 'untuck' his foreskin from behind his shaft.

Although sometimes easy, Zach added he would spend days trying to position his foreskin back into place.

When he questioned whether his penis was enlarging, Sarah said: 'I think you've stopped growing now babe'.
 
@Sugar Cookie ...damn, ya beat me. I was getting this ready when I checked and saw ya! Don't worry...I still love ya!
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Well I may be showing my ignorance here, but my understanding with a tight foreskin, it has to be physically pulled back and deliberately cleaned. Not something that would happened from just showering and running a soapy cloth over it.
Ever see an uncircumcised wiener? That's the situation...
 
@ghosttruck

Everyone around here knows I love dick and all you can put in your pussy pocket stories.
Well...looks like GT has fallen in love again ;)
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Ummm yep.

One of which was my infant son's and it was my job to clean under it and it was a chore to get it pulled back and cleaned without him screaming and his penis turning purple. So he was eventially circumsized.
And now ya understand :)
 
When my son was born they told me to circumsize him within 10 days. Insurance would not pay for it. My stepdad (who apparently isn't) refused to help me pay for it... he said it was mean. So, I asked my dad and he was happy to pay for it. I was responsible for cleaning that thing and I refused to have one more thing to worry about being a new mom and all. 3 years later my stepdad apologized to me for giving me so much shit... his uncle had got a severe infection and was forced to be circumsized at the age of 70 for health reasons.
 
My 1st son had to be, due to foreskin being excessively tight. Docs said no way he would be able to clean and it would affect his growth. 2nd son, signed to have it done before he was born, I knew that he would have the same issue. Seems all of our grandsons have had it as well.
 
I used to have the vet visit to do the necessary foreskin/penis cleaning on my gelding, because as much as I loved him, and took care of nearly all of his other grooming needs, mamma wasn't about to clean that particular area.
I can do just about anything with a horse. That is the one thing I can't do.
That gray sticky/flakey smegma. Nope nope nope. I pay happily pay the vet.
When I lived in Minnesota, my farriers wife did it for $15.00 I gave her $20.00
 
It was the late 70's and everybody I talked to about it said it was unnecessary, what did I know, his sperm donor had split the scene, as they used to say, and I wasn't going to do anything my mother said, so I opted not to. He was circumsized at 10 months. The second one was done before we left the hospital, not taking any chances on that one.
 
We didn't cut the first boy because we didn't have the money. He was born at home with a midwife for a total of $1,200. We decided not to cut the other two since we didn't want any of them to feel weird because he was different than his brothers. The middle one had to be cut when he was 12. My boys now know all about circumcision. If I could go back in time, I think I'd have all of them done as infants. The last one is having some issues now. He's 11 and may need it before long. I'm glad I was done as a baby. I learned about circumcision from a friend when we were 5. I said something to him about not being able to wait until skin grew on my talleywacker like he and my dad had. Then he broke the news to me that my skin was cut off. I was sad until I saw uncut porn. That shit is gross.
 
Eurotrash

The #1 reason to be circumcized has nothing to do with health, it's because it's simply the AMERICAN thing to do.

EUropeans lose their fucking minds over this issue. They act like there's no difference between cutting off foreskin and the mutilation done to muslim and African girls. Fuckin nutters. I think it prob deep down has to do with how passionately anti-semetic the majority of Europeans are.

This Sara friend of his is quite the slag, prob diseased too. Disgusting slut.

Fuck europeans are disgusting. I hate them so much.
 
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