Man Breaks Into Sheriff’s Office, Brings Donuts As ‘Peace Offering’

[Turd Fergusen]

A Washington sheriff’s office reported the strange case of a burglar who was arrested after offering responding deputies a box of donuts as a “peace offering.”

“People say cops love donuts but we don’t recommend this method of delivery,” the King County Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook Thursday, mentioning a June 16 break-in at its substation in Fairwood.

“What did the suspect steal after breaking into the storefront?” the post asked. “Absolutely nothing. Instead, he was found sitting at the table in the back room where deputies usually complete paperwork. The suspect had his feet up on a chair, watching TV and had just finished smoking a cigar.”

The deputy who responded asked the suspect if he broke the window to the storefront, and the suspect casually replied, “Yep.”

The man said he would rather go to jail for burglarizing the substation than “kill his roommate,” the post said.

Full Story:
https://nypost.com/2019/06/28/man-breaks-into-sheriffs-office-brings-donuts-as-peace-offering/

 

[Sejanus]

Well In fairness it is a significantly better approach than killing ones roommate. I have to give credit where credit is due!

 

[TX Leather Face]

Only place he went wrong was smoking inside. 1st degree felony, meriting death penalty!

 

[Old Man Metal]

The man got his wish and was booked into the jail for malicious mischief and trespassing,

Not too bad. I guess the donuts worked!

 

[Babs]

“No word on the fate of the donuts.”

They were molested by the cops.

 

[king4sshole]

I've used donuts as a bartering tool with stoners... It always worked for me. =

 

[Bobbo]

“No word on the fate of the donuts.”

They were molested by the cops.

I bet it was those french crullers.
They always seemed kinda slutty to me.

 

[Old Man Metal]

I've used donuts as a bartering tool with stoners... It always worked for me. =

Pizza works really well too.