Momzilla
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http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/26...gedly-drunk-intruder-cooking-corn-in-his-homeEarly Wednesday morning a Rockland man said he awoke to an intruder in his home who was attempting to cook corn in the kitchen.
Matt Falco said he first heard the loud bang just after 1:30 a.m. Upon investigating the noise, Falco said he found a heavily intoxicated homeless man attempting to cook corn on the cob...
The alleged intruder, identified by Rockland police as John Dalton, had reportedly first entered the home on Sunnybank Avenue through an unlocked side door. Once inside, Dalton then attempted to cook the corn without using a pan, instead placing the cobs directly onto the burner.
Falco said he confronted Dalton and demanded he leave the home, which is when one of Falco's relatives arrived at the scene to assist.
A scuffle reportedly ensued when police say the Dalton took a swing at Falco, and officers soon arrived at the scene to arrest the alleged intruder.
Dalton, who reported suffering rib and hip injuries in the altercation, was taken to the hospital for evaluation.
Dalton has been charged with breaking and entering in the nighttime, and will also be facing a felony charge for his attempted assault against Falco.
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Hey, if you're going to break into a strangers house to make yourself a midnight snack, the least you can do is use a pot to cook your corn! There must've been kernels burnt all over that stove! What a jerk!
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