Man, 53, reported his guns stolen after 'trading one of them for drugs and sex with an underage girl'

[Turd Fergusen]

CUMBERLAND COUNTY, PA (WPMT) -- A 53-year-old Newport man has been charged after police say he falsely reported that two of his firearms were stolen.
Instead, police say, Michael Shane McCreary exchanged the guns for drugs — after trying to use them as payment for for sex with an underage girl.
East Pennsboro Township Police say they began investigating on Dec. 6, 2018, when McCreary came to the station to report the theft of two of his firearms from his secondary residence in Enola.
On Dec. 13, 2018, Harrisburg Police contacted East Pennsboro Township Police to report that one of the firearms had been recovered. They also told East Pennsboro Police that they observed and followed McCreary as he brought another man into the city, where the firearm was sold for drugs, police say.

Story:
https://www.kitv.com/story/40622133/police-newport-man-reported-guns-stolen-after-he-traded-them-for-sex-with-underage-girl

 

[ghosttruck]

Here's a picture of our filthy little perv

 

[Totemic]

His fucking mustache is crooked! Argh

 

[Sejanus]

But hair the mustache the whole the disheveled look that he's got happening just really is not working for him

 

[Ripley]

Because stealing guns was the real crime

 

[Old Man Metal]

Musta been a Kel-Tec.