Kenneth Crumpton isn't Forking Around About Spuds

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Kenneth Crumpton 36…dude loves him some taters! He got crazy pissed when a woman undercooked his potato. Crumpton allegedly stabbed a woman multiple times in the head for failing to prepare his baked potato correctly and was busted in Jacksonville for an aggravated battery with a weapon charge. Crumpton is currently being held on a $25,000 bond in the Nassau County Jail.

“Police noted that blood was visible on the woman’s head, and that she had suffered multiple stab wounds.”

When questioned, Crumpton claimed that he merely threw the fork and…well maybe it glanced off her head. “The woman was not seriously injured and declined a police offer of medical assistance, according to an arrest report.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/baked-potato/spud-rage-arrest-384197

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“Police noted that blood was visible on the woman’s head, and that she had suffered multiple stab wounds.”
“The woman was not seriously injured and declined a police offer of medical assistance, according to an arrest report.”
What did he stab her with? A butter knife?
 

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“Police noted that blood was visible on the woman’s head, and that she had suffered multiple stab wounds.”
“The woman was not seriously injured and declined a police offer of medical assistance, according to an arrest report.”
What did he stab her with? A butter knife?
My guess? The asshole was eating his potato with the salad fork. Uncouth Neanderthal... :shifty:
 

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