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"Jason Carter was arrested after police responded to a report of a sexual assault shortly before 2 a.m. Friday in the 300 block of Illinois Street in St. Charles.

St. Charles police encountered the suspect outside of the victim's home, according to a news release.

Carter allegedly sexually assaulted the victim, who was asleep on a coach.

Police found Carter in front of the residence. He was identified as the offender on the scene by the victim, according to authorities.

The Kane County State's Attorney's Office authorized charges of home invasion, a Class X felony, and criminal sexual assault, a Class 1 felony."


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Mrsarcastic

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When you do something like that you shouldn't be allowed out again. You're always going to be a risk to the public.

Anyway, certainly not what I'd call mitigating, but wow it sure looks like he experienced one incredibly traumatic child birth! Labor? Sheesh. Looks like Bill Murray mistook him for a ghost right before his head got stuck in the damn vacuum!
 

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When you do something like that you shouldn't be allowed out again. You're always going to be a risk to the public.

Anyway, certainly not what I'd call mitigating, but wow it sure looks like he experienced one incredibly traumatic child birth! Labor? Sheesh. Looks like Bill Murray mistook him for a ghost right before his head got stuck in the damn vacuum!
I was thinking the exact same thing- stuck in the birth canal, LOL
 

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Mrsarcastic

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I was thinking the exact same thing- stuck in the birth canal, LOL
Yes exactly. First time I saw my son was quite traumatic for me. Very long labor indeed.

It was so hard trying to play eternally grateful Dad: "Omg he's so perfectly magnificent!"

Because everyone knows that's what you're supposed to do when you've just been told that your newly born child is healthy. I just kept thinking "What the fuck is wrong with his head!!!??" Though. I have bad OCD.

Naturally, it's all celebratory, so of course I'm just sitting there clutching my son, who's slowly beginning to open his eyes for the very first time when I leaned in closely before quietly whispering the first promise anyone ever made to him: "Don't you worry... Daddy's gonna fix that shit!" While gently trying to pat his head down.

Then I had to sit there with my wife while she gushed over how perfect he was. I was blown away by a mother's love. Right then and there I knew that somebody was going to have to hold baby Norman accountable.

So I didn't even bring it up to her. Why was nobody mentioning the elephant in the room though? I've never seen a head like this in my life. And it wasn't a cone! The back of his head went back. Like a football. Finally, I pulled the doctor aside and she found it hilarious. She reassured me that their skulls aren't formed yet so they can take the shape of the hoo-hah in order to find the light and his head should revert back to its normal shape.

It happened so quickly that "Pumpkin Head" didn't even stick. Medical Miracles man.

My apologies to anyone who's had to deal with actual emergencies regarding their child.
 
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Eleven

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That must have been very scary to you! Sometimes you're not educated on a lot of things in the hospital and everyone just "assumes" you know. I'm glad you got over it. LOL
 

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